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sorry to hear this linda always going to be a few mumptys who try to bring you down.You no where to find me if needed…..Will be conducting my own investigation later linda please reconsider linda you will be missed.
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I think this bus could change everything. No more grzjesla choclate damn. Wheres this bloke doing his shopping? polish choclate? Belgium beer? this blokes diets a disgrace. I suggest a fitness regime.
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Linda that’s a cracker! I’m reading between the lines here so il put in gentlemens terms my friends horse lost on the line once id bet it too well he said we have fell in a barrel of tits and come out sucking our thumb here.
They all mix here the rich the poor the gentry
please miss linda can I borrow another 20?
good thing in the 420 linda this thing cant lose
can you make it 30 I made need some booze
the time is 430 linda I’m potless need to go
Is there a pawn shop on the way back to heathrow?
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Linda oh linda bad news from the track
Gambled too much lost the shirt of my back
No money for hot dogs burgers or buses
I’m sat on a bench tearing up tickets doing verbal cusses
As I contemplate my losses I chuck my tickets in a rubbish sack
Could be worse I think least I’m not on crack
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kiTng has said this is also a thread for storys rooms quiet so thought id come here
It was a normal Thursday afternoon around 4pm I was working at the time and dating a lady first year was great but somewhere along the line she turned into the wicked witch of the west so I will refer to her as ww.
Ww was having a Tupperware party I suspected they were examing or buying sex aids with a heavy heart I gave my permission for the front room to be used I was to go to the pub a rare treat! just as I had showered ww came into the room I need a big favour she said pop to asda for me buy me 2 cauliflowers she said.
Thrilled at being awarded this highly prestigious duty I knew best to play ball I skipped on my merry way to asda.Now I don’t do much shopping for vegtables I’m pretty green in that department so I picked up what I thought were 2 califlowers and went home my mobile rang on route it was ww can you get me ten pounds worth of batteries she said no ideal what she wanted them for.
I went home with my wares proudly displayed them on the table.
You total ******* ****** idiot she screams!
Eh I said?
These are cabbages she screams then hurled one at my head!
Well they do look alike I said!
Go on she said p off to your mums house you are without a doubt the biggest inadequate loser ive ever had the misfortune to meet in my life!
Whats the big deal I said cabbage cauliflower whatever.
She was getting nearer to theknife drawer better get tactical I was thinking!
Then ww screams you ever heard of cabbage cheese you total fing idiot!
Had to laugh as I dodged the contents of her cuterly drawer on the way to the back door
with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life.
Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat
Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat
She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat
I ran for the exit I stared at my feet
she got me on the high street pinned me up against the window of joe kebabs
Ive some rather bad news she said ive given you crabs
If the mocking bird don’t sing milkmans going to buy you a tea towel with the blackpool tower on it
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linda good morning I feel all my Christmases have come at once meeting your good self il buy you dolls fridge magnets mocking birds whatever you so desire linda.Your loved.
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my first xmas gift was a rattle king I don’t think my mum and dad liked me as there was still a snake attached
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no contest Manchester but I think adge cutler and the worzels would give the smiths or the stone roses a run for their money in a battle of the bands
