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  • #1132753

    Thanks for the free advert.

    I see you had to modify it!

    Did you know i own the blackpool tower to?

    I keep that on the downlow, dont want riff raff there.

     

    #1132751

    My concierges, dog has just bit someone fgs.

    Whatever next.

    #1132749

    Oh yes looney toon and ns, i cant get the salt stains, from the sea off my leather couch.

    Its like theres been a convention, for blackpools compulsive, masterbaters, on that sofa.

    Not having jcers here anymore.

     

    #1132748

    Sorry about the delay getting back chambers.

    Had a influx of guests.

    May i ask what old rastifarian, hoburn is?

    Ive heard of old holburn, but never hoburn.

    Seems you are no einstein yourself there!

    Sorry to pull you up, well back to desk dutys.

    #1132679

    Hi Womanly, hope you are well.

    Well the women of jc, let me tale you all about them.

    Tracy number 1, headbarmaid of the dolphin hotel.

    Well till she got into a row with a gentlemen, in the bar, and he ended up losing half a ear!

    There was blood everywhere, and the blokes from warrington were talking about ringing 999.

    Look i said, taking control of the situation, ive had 5 overdoses here this week, do want the law about, would it help, if i got cos, i mean chef, to put your ear in the fridge overnight,

    And as a goodwill gesture, you all get a extra sausage at brekky tomorow!

    Thats how you smooth things over.

    Rouge female radish,  has also stayed here.

    Only eat bread with brown sauce on, and refused a room.

    Stayed in the boilerroom, refused to take a bedroom.

    Cosy also pointed out to me she took 2 leaflets, on fleetwood market.

    Chat guide ns, and looney toon.

    Charming, the pair, a real pleasure when they checked in at 2pm.

    However around, 1am, i was woken by a loud banging, and lots of shouting.

    Toon and ns, decided they wanted to take a sofa over to the beach at 1am.

    One guest had plaster allover him where they had been banging the walls.

    Was carnage, look ladies i said, we love taking our sofa in the front garden in bristol and chatting, i dont wish to be a party pooper, but the tides in, its pitch black, and you have woke the whole hotel up, they just chanted something in geordie, i will have to review if i wish to have them back.

    Claire wales f2.

    She claimed, she wanted a room, she pushed me over in some karate move, took the comp coffee and soap and fled the hotel, does it everyweekend, apprantley, allover the uk.

    Car boots the merch i suspect.

    This is 100 per cent true.

    #1132674

    Somebodys got to try and take this anti semitic work of a certain chatter down.

    I cant understand why the guides are allowing this.

    #1132673

    I cant a blind eye to anti semitism. or people trying to con money out of people sorry kenty.

    I think ges anti semitism may come bite him.

     

    #1132664

    Guys i would never beg you for money.

    Simple as that.

    #1132660

    Ge is a tory fact.

    Look how he cant answer a quite straight forward question.

    Merlin id look on a few pages going back on the time of the election to see who ge voted.

    This man is a total sham, last word on that,

    You can see he wont answer me,

    #1132654

    Ge i know your in a dark place, but at least come clean, and admit you voted tory.

    Its not like the whole forum doesnt know.

     

     

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