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  • #1133515

    Chat guide ld, I noticed some abusive posts from tracy thong about kenty were taken down this week.

    I expect you too treat, everybody the same here as a guide,

    We are not blind or stupid, this account, was set up in name to troll a fellow jcer.

    I expect you to act tonight.

    Please be fair.

    #1133510

    The courtroom was something else, Tracy will probaly get a bafta.

    Spent 6 months getting my story straight with cosy, 2 minutes in the term.

    Cash in hand was blurted out, thats not a term we like in this court said the judge.

    Anyway every cloud has a silver lining, a nice guy has just given me a jumper.

    It was small. didnt fit, the guard advised me to take it, on the basis hes killed 3 people.

    Ive got to go, i

    #1133229

    Hi nil.

    Just letting you know im right up for this.

    Im prepared to move house, take a cover job, grow a beard.

    Whatever it takes.

    This is right down my street.

    Please keep me informed.

    #1133205

    God, posing as a women online.

    Did you see yourself, doing this 2o years ago david?

    Im going to write to your neighbours, now numbers 2 and 6.

    You need help pronto.

     

    #1133204

    Dont worry linda, we wont be on the same wing.

    Any man, who calls himself tracy thong, will be very busy.

    I very much suspect, he wont have any time for visits.

     

    #1133188

    Back in 1992, me and my mum went to court to support my dad,

    I dont want to go into details, but cut a long story short he beat up a bus driver.

    Thats not the best bit, it was in bristol town center in at 2pm, in broad daylight.

    He made me dress as a tiny tim like character, and my mum as a nun,

    In those days, they could read out your previous, i kid you not, that took about 30 minutes,

    Not to mention the 20 or so witnesses that had saw the bus driver hit the deck.

    So where was i oh yeah, the laundrette,

    #1133187

    I know, ive brought, honesty, and dignity back to the boards.

    Lets hope it lasts, im sure that will be the case.

    Dont send me flowers when im dead, send them when im alive.

     

    #1133186

    Thanks again cosy, just ushering the police out the door.

    One of his mates turns up trying to sale me 300 quids worth of shower gel.

    So with the drunk and disorderly, in a laundrette, which i still maintain was a chip shop,

    Im now up, on running a brothel, drugs charges, stolen goods, the body found in room 32, again he was in a coma for 3 weeks, id like to see that 1 stand up in court, they aint pinning that 1 on me, god knows how many other charges.

    Christmas dinner in risley beckons, again thanks to my loyal, dedicated staff.

     

    #1133182

    A cop just asked me if i know a bloke called king of mice.

    No i said, but my face went red, and my eyes darted to the floor.

    I think he knew i was blagging it.

     

    #1132755

    No i did employ weemo for a bit,

    Had to let her go, stealing bus timetables.

    Although tbh mate, she was the best toilet cleaner, i ever had.

    See you in a few days!

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