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Than you very much for my birthday wishes, my ecards, my social media birthday greetings etc.
I can’t imagine how you all knew (hahahaha!)Craig you cheeky moo! I take exception to being referred to as kinky lol jk
Well as today is my birthday and it’s Easter Sunday and nowhere is open I have a cunning plan….
I’m going to drive to rural Northumberland check into a friends pub and stay there until tomorrow! Lock in!!!!!:D
@desmondy wrote:
It must’ve been a hilarious repetition……
Your sarcastic humour has shown no bounds in the last 24 hours!
You obviously had your weetabix yesterday morning! (It puts more hairs on your chest)
:lol: :lol:edited because I got your you’re mixed up! D’oh (I clearly need some weetabix)
Sometimes others do the quiz and GD participates so maybe the additional points were from one of these times.
@emma. wrote:
My Blackberry!! which has frozen for the 3rd time this week grrr :x
my iphone did that this morning!
Well done Cherrie for being the first! lol
1) Where did you go on your first ever date? HE PICKED ME UP AT THE BUS STOP AT THE TOP OF MY MUMS ROAD AND TOOK ME TO TOWN WHERE WE WANDERED LOL
2) Where would you go now on a first date? AH IT HAS TO BE A QUIET PUB NEAR THE DOOR TO DO A RUNNER (HAHAHA)
3) How far would you go with someone on a first date? ERMM A KISS IN THE CAR PARK AT THE END OF IT MAYBE
4) What is your biggest turn off? BAD BREATH
5) What the the worst thing that has happened to you on a date? I WENT ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE OFF THE NET – NOT JC – AND WHEN HE TURNED UP I FOUND OUT THAT HIS PICTURE HE HAD SHOWN ME HAD BEEN TAKEN ON HIS GOOD SIDE… OMG HE WAS SO BADLY SCARRED ON THE OTHER SIDE THAT I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. HE WAS A PLONKER TOO SO THAT SEALED THE NO 2ND DATE DEAL
6) Who in jc would you date (if your were/are single) LOL THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN SURREY AND PASTY STEP IN AND WIND ME UP! THERE IS SOMEONE I WOULD…. BUT I AINT TELLING
7) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite (or same if ya gay) sex? EYES
8 ) What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in the presence of someone you liked? FARTED HAHA OOPS.
9) Are you a body language or a verbal flirt? BOTH BUT I FLIRT WITH MY EYES PRIMARILY
10) If you could start again would you pick the same people as you have in the past? I WOULD MISS A COUPLE OF THEM OUT!
11) Where would you go on a perfect dream date? A REGGAE BEACH PARTY WITH BONFIRE AND SHRIMP AND BEERS IN A BOX AND SOME WAVES YEAH MANN AM FEELING IRIE
12) Do you believe in love at first sight? NO
13) Do you think you have been in love? NO AT THE TIME I THOUGHT SO BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT
14) Where do you see yourself in 10 years? SAME AS I AM NOW
15) What would you buy your partner on their first birthday with you? SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE TICKETS TO NEWMARKET NIGHTS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
16) What has been the scariest moment of your life so far? ALMOST DYING WHEN I GAVE BIRTH THE 2ND TIME, WATCHING MY DAD DIE
17) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? YES FOR A BET IN A CLUB TO WIND UP SOME LADS AND SHE PUT HER TONGUE IN !!!
18 ) Would you ever hook up with an ex? ERMM HAVE
19) Do you sext when you are drunk? HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO IN THE PAST, THESE DAYS I JUST RAMBLE ON TWITTER
20) Have you ever lied to attract someone? NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER – WHEN YA PERFECT YOU DON’T NEED TO LIE (AM SO JOSHING WITH YA)My dog getting on the back of the sofa and trying to lick my ears!
I would like the power of healing, it could be a lucrative business enterprise!
In celebration of his career, here are some of Frank Carson’s greatest one-liners…
– My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?” I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”
– There’s a professor who’s crossed a chicken with a spider, he’s now got chickens with 8 legs! I said, ‘What does it taste like?” He said, ‘I don’t know, I haven’t caught any yet.’
– My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans’ lines of communication. He ate their pigeon.
– I don’t think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
– Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are at a Christmas party and each had to bring something to do with Christmas. Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, Scotsman brought a bag of holly and the Irishman brought a pair of knickers. I asked, ‘What’s that got to do with Christmas?’ He said, ‘They’re Carol’s.’
– A fella walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
RIP x
God I feel Old! Even Des is younger than me lol
I like reading all of these though, reminders or the past!
