Melody

@TheMaster wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Thinking the spag bol am making for dinner with uber garlic in it is maybe not the best idea for dinner when I have a dentist check up in the morning – oopsie

More HIS problem than yours… :lol:

HERS! and I ate it regardless! Ha

@Melody wrote:

or…. fill it with with fake snow and let ppl sledge down the sides… you would need a lift in the middle to bring ppl back out

you becoming my hero now. I’ve just ripped down that poster of Elvis’ Granny…..

Surely, when faced with a gigantic hole to fill there is only one solution…………..
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@Melody wrote:

fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

Mel you deffo in the zone, but I’m 87 and a half years old. How long will this growing business take ?

Can we make the subterranean city an underground drugs lab instead ? Then start trafficking the…[Read more]

@Melody wrote:

subterranian city

ok that’s good.

Might be expensive though. Lets compare the cost of, say………….Air ?

@Melody wrote:

@desmondy wrote:

The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW…

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@Melody wrote:

Some scenarios where I have told off other ppls children….

1) 4 boys from year 5 climbing on a wall with a 30 foot fall on the other side. I told them off and stood and waited for them to climb down. This horrified my daughter as she was in their class at school

2) a child in my street decided to play chicken and stand in the…

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@eve wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I can flare my nostrils, flip my tongue upside down, roll my tongue and roll it into s ‘w’ shape lol a bit like a clubs symbol from a pack of cards, and i can do the crab without touching the floor behind me!

I bet the guys love u :D

Eeeeeee eve I will pretend I don’t know what you mean :P

@Melody wrote:

I can flare my nostrils, flip my tongue upside down, roll my tongue and roll it into s ‘w’ shape lol a bit like a clubs symbol from a pack of cards, and i can do the crab without touching the floor behind me!

I bet the guys love u :D

@Melody wrote:

skateboards through****

I love your cat siggy melody… a cat doing its nails….lol… lovely :D

@Melody wrote:

Regret drinking 2 bottles of wine at my neighbours house coz now I feel like I’m on my deathbed.

I do like that answer it mad me smile :)

@Melody wrote:

The clever lassies steer clear of just chat relationships full stop :lol:

edited because I can.

Is that lassies as in dogs? :P

@Melody wrote:

Woop woop woop big up doodah daughter xxxxxx

Ps salutations from the Isle of Wight…. Topping up tan:-)))

Seriously though… The girl got brains looks and boobies! Just like me n u doo xx

Have you been on holiday moldy????

And congrats too!!

@Melody wrote:

You’re not drunk if you can still lie on the floor without having to hold on.

Lol Melody, I have only ever been truly drunk once in my life (I know Im boring) but I remember thinking … even though I was laid on the floor flat out that I was going to fall off any minute :D

@Melody wrote:

Actually I think they should both just do a reinactment of this scene and post it on youtube for us all to watch….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cELwKLkROc

:lol:

lol i’m up for that lol

@Melody wrote:

She is and get your pic up here Craig :lol: :wink:

Haha! I was wondering how long it would take for you to say something like this!

Well, it’s okay.. my avatar is better than me anyway so people can enjoy that!

@Melody wrote:

Actually it was a toasted muffin with cheese, bacon and tomato in it and it was superb :D

Oh my God! I hate you right now! I’ve had nothing so far today :(

Seriously though, I’m glad you enjoyed it.

@tinks wrote:

@Melody wrote:

fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

:-k

this woman aint the full ticket

:lol:

I just like to think outside the box Tinks! :lol:

@Melody wrote:

fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

:-k

this woman aint the full ticket

:lol:

@Tatler wrote:

@Melody wrote:

It is 54 Years since Uk first submitted an entry in the Eurovision song contest!

Details pls :D

The United Kingdom first participated at the Eurovision Song Contest in 1957, the second contest. The BBC had wanted to take part in the first contest in 1956, but had submitted their entry to the European…[Read more]

@Melody wrote:

Hehe Gaz she should work in Aldi Luton like I did as a stop gap back in the 90s then she would know ‘quality’ customers lol

I used to have to memorise all the prices – I was dead clever back then! Pmsl.

It’s safe to say that won’t happen Melz, unless bound, gagged and dragged there by the DWP heheh. :lol: