Matty

@Matty wrote:

whats he upto now, whats happening, you reckon my chips are ready yet..

he came back to get his dogs sorted out to take them over.

your chips are burnt… oh dear!

@Matty wrote:

so where do you start measuring your thumb from

now u mention it matty u have a point … bet u was gonna measure it thats what made u think of that lol

@Matty wrote:

so its a bit like sesema street?

noooooo lol its abt the relationship and lives of 3 meerkat groups

@Matty wrote:

your mill?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mother in law Matty

@Matty wrote:

however, the team are fined and deducted 130 points for building a wall between there goal posts and having 67 players on the field at the same time

Pete me old china i lubs ya lol god if only that would come true for me lol

Matty iv just laughed so hard i farted at the same time lol :twisted: :twisted:

@Matty wrote:

none of the above, I tend to masturbate an awful lot instead

Nowt to do with me!! :shock: :lol:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Matty wrote:

none of the above, I tend to masturbate an awful lot instead

You’ve taken the words out of sword’s mouth mate. :wink:

…. or even out of his trousers (on a web cam of course). :lol: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

Stoke and Hull both up

teams like Fulham, Wigan and Bolton are celebrating the most right now

YOU HAVE A GOOD POINT

@Matty wrote:

dave’s harmless, truth is, reckon he be happy for some peace and quiet for a night

you so know that :lol:

@Matty wrote:

what am i meant to be doing on this thread, I thought peep show was poor last night to be honest, not as good as the first couple of shows

I actually thought it was very very funny. Not laugh out loud, but very witty. I had a smile on my face at all the lines.

@Matty wrote:

i’m sorry, I just can’t feel your excitement, if you told me your mate had spent most of the last 10 years writing her own music and she got an invite to be on jools holland it may be a different story

I’ll be chuffed, but as she will be on an over rated pile of pish show, with people who work in mcdonolds, subway, burger king who…

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@Matty wrote:

wish they would hurry up and get out of Manchester

Think you’re hoping against hope there

@Matty wrote:

depends if your chairman is english or not

Sunderland have an Irish chairman… don’t get your point.

@Matty wrote:

you too busy worrying about your footy team

As daft as this sounds i sat and sobbed last night :shock: i carnt believe we have gone though all this again

Yes its not over yet but we all no it is

after sat performance matty they deserve to go down to be honest But the fans dont deserve to watch the sh ite week after week love

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@Matty wrote:

thats nothing, should have read the messages you sent to me :shock:

Haha and heres me thinking we had a nice text chat while I got my taxi home lol :lol:

@Matty wrote:

i don’t think they can give them the points back now… it will be unfair on other teams. it won’t happen

the best thing for everyone would leeds to get promoted via the plays offs

This should have been sorted months ago and not left till the last few games of the season. As for being unfair on other teams, what about being unfair to…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

6 points decuction is what i say

You will do any thing to try and get me down wont ya lol

[-( [-( [-( [-( Snot happening

@sunny wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Matty wrote:

you might sign paul dickov

or they might get beaten by the Villa. No surprise if that happens tho. 8)

I hate you both

Carnt see it being for bungs sullavan to tight lol

It’ll be for tax evasion.
Harry Redknapp always looks like a dodgy east end car salesman to me.
No offence Harry.

@Matty wrote:

you might sign paul dickov

or they might get beaten by the Villa. No surprise if that happens tho. 8)

@Matty wrote:

hello, its me, joey, how you doin?

where did the budgie come from

Priceles lol