Matty

all new ones are just cold, but pre new they used to have hot and cold taps

i’ll prefer one of your daughters, are they 18 yet?

my hearts fine, its my knob that gets a bit lonely

temptress used to make them did’nt she, last time i put one, i had a pm from martin saying it was too big, he cleary stated that anything bigger then 5 inches was too large for him

thats not a nice compliment, setting him up with your mother in law, poor lad

your mill?

whats a siggy?

@Sword wrote:

God forbid I could ever afford to go abroad in between all my alcoholic binges, and my mum changing my sheets and everything. Plus being on the dole (illegally) how could I do any of this, oh and I’m to busy wanking off online to anyone that wants to see it, oh and I’m still pining over past women, oh and I’m to scared to go to some…

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not sure its worth all the effort for 3 of us, thanks to those who put a team out anyway, would have been great if we had 6 or 7 people

come of it, rather this then england go out in the 1/4’s I am looking forward to it as much as i would do anyway, If England were good enough they would have been there, as they are not and pretty boring to watch too, its no big loss, imagine it under mc clown if we got through, not bare thinking about

I feel Spain will fall short again, semi’s maybe, I fancy Portugal, Croatia the dark horse even without there star striker

Italy will miss Cannavaro, though France, Germany, Italy will all still get to the late stages

I just think the season has been set up for Ronoldo, Portugal will end up winning it

I’ll have a go later, as not too sure if my game is lifting off, seems to be too complicated for most people on jc

i’ll join up this one later

yes, more teams needed, i’ll extend the deadline till 5 mins before kick off tommorow

a couple of hours, you sure are a slow typer

@sharongooner wrote:

10 sneezes on the bounce! :shock:

I normally only have three, they always come in three’s so it was very unusual to say the least!

How to you sneeze?

I now have one really blocked nostril and one working one that is sniffly!

thought you said you was busy?

@sunny wrote:

Wht the f00k are they booing every 1 ffs c00nts shoot em all :evil:

good idea, all 10 of them

yeah, telling me, at 4am on sunday morning she came rolling in through the cat flap

its somone who has’nt got a job, or a boyfriend or a hobby

i wanna know how she knows about me and rainny having it off with each other behind her fella’s back, the only person i’ve told is Lucky

thats it… the little cow, wait till I see her

had this conversation the other day with somone, think its to do with a gene, too mich of the woman gene, makes them act and sound like one

I’ll sort out that later, no idea what happened with that, I copied and pasted it from wikapedia