Dear Ruthless,
I apologise for any inconvenience caused , the fault has now been rectified and proved to be a faulty particle accelerator that was only recently purchased from B&Q !
As compensation, I can offer you a free complementary trip to see the dinosaurs .
However , I would appreciate if you could leave any messages or feedback, in the current year, as I don’t have time to trawl through thousands of years, looking for customer complaints !
Kind regards
JC Time Machine Customer services.
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