@reason wrote:

I meant lord of the RINGS……….if ya know what i mean?!!!!

I doubt you wrote the last posting but probably your parole officer as this must be the first posting without any profanities (swearing for you)

@reason wrote:

Lordy Lordy mibs do you think i reall don’t know how to spell scareded

About time you not so funny clown address me with my proper title but one Lord would have done.

@reason wrote:

Oh dear me mibs you are so predictable,but thankyou for the wine,sarah and i will open a few today and enjoy them greatly,much appreciated.

Read the labels, it says clearly on them that the content is VODKA. But hey, what can you expect from someone who can’t even spell SCARED.
Also, you keep mentioning humour. What do you know about humour? I dare say a pile of dogs poo has more humour than you’ll ever have.

@reason wrote:

At last bat………….someone with a foookin sense of humour.

But they did scareded me coz they swearded at me……..ya know i don’t like norty language

Oh but btw it was sarah who logged in as locked out and not me,as was openly admitted in the room.

So stop pickin on me pweeze pweeze pweeze xxxx

I never thought I have to say it, but (un)Reason(able), Netty, Mr Swackers, Sweaty Knackers, or whatever he calls himself now, looks great on his knees kissing butt. Suits him. For goodness sakes, man (I use the term man loosely) get a grip on yourself, get a life or try and get a job.
And why are you now hiding behind the imaginary Sarah now? Or is it just another name you are using now?
Or were you yet again too drunk to operate a computer and that poor woman had to do it for you?
Have another vodka, old chap, I’m buying.

MiBs

@reason wrote:

Me foookin fundamental orifice is freezing on this step and causing havoc with me piles………..c’mon be a sport and let me get off it to warm me rissole…………me will forever love you and promise not to call ya a tossa again :P

What a sad sight it is to see a grown man beg nay kiss arse….for goodness sakes, (un)Reason(able) aka netty aka Mr Swackers aka Sweaty Knackers get a grip, get a life or even get a job.
In the meantime, have a drink, help yourself to as many bottles as you wish or even consume, I got plenty more.

@reason wrote:

foookin hell somewhere along the line i lost me todger…………….now ya bastads unban me ffs………….ive got no chopper so nothing else to play with!!!!!!!!

No, you haven’t lost your todger, it’s still there but hidden by your belly. Try and stand in front of a mirror and you’ll see your weenie.

@smiley wrote:

I quite like that Netty Swackers chap. Infact, I think I will masturbate while fantasizing bumming him tonight. Yes, I will.

Reason, Netty, Mr. Swackers, Fatso ( or whatever he calls himself on the day) will be over the moon that someone is imagining to bum him. That must be the first carnal knowledge of any kind he had in yonks.

I nominate cath56 for having the bushiest eyebrows.

Cardiff?
Bristol?
Can’t you find something a bit more convenient? Like the Outer Hebrides?
I believe there’s a daily ferry going.
And if you are worried about the so called bomb scares, why not having the next meet at Kew Gardens or even Butlins? I can’t imagine anyone wantng to blow up some plants.

Anyway, my vote goes to Belfast, the paddies are behaving now and Ian Paisley is in London anyway so it should be safe there

I need to see the breast first before I can post any possible positive or negative comment or even give you advice on the suitability of the said tattoo.

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