[Man in Beds]

@ukpilot wrote:

@blonde_55 wrote:

Me too Aunty…me too

I concur but you forgot to add past your sell by date too !!

She may be past her sell-by-date but that doesn’t mean she’s past her Use-By-Date and there is one hell of a difference between the two dates but you plonker wouldn’t know about it.

[Man in Beds]

@suzemarley wrote:

Don’t you know its bad form asking a lady her age and also I will not be posting any photo nude or not as that is for man in my life not for public viewing :o And get out of your bed.

Can we have a English version next, please?

[Man in Beds]

Suze, you’ve given neither your age nor your vital statistics and a full frontal nudie pic would also be welcome.
I would add it to my galery of the rest of the biddies visiting JC.

[Man in Beds]

@woohoo wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

Guides are needed incase we are picked on.. :lol:

“Please Guide, Pete keeps on coming over to my land, and he keeps on nicking my sheep”

BoIIocks to that. Often it’s the guides who pick on the chatters. Often it’s the guides who do all the filth and I won’t mention rob’s name as I respect that clown too much.
Often a guide is, or was, in the room and people got abused but the guide, and again I won’t mention rob’s name, didn’t take any notice as the guide in question either couldn’t care or was too busy chatting in private.
Some guides, and that doesn’t only apply to the guides on JC, are either frustrated old housewives or powermad idiots and, once again, I won’t mention rob’s name.
But I’m also sure that there are some very decent guides who do their job well and are worth every penny they don’t get paid.

I agree.. Actually, i didn’t have a clue what you said, i was too interested in your avator..

It’s for sale if you like it. Just make me an offer.

[Man in Beds]

@sharongooner wrote:

@cas wrote:

Lol Shaz,,,,,,,,,Hot!!!

They were both taken in Malta last year, I went in July with my freind. I love Malta and go as often as I can. Don’t usually go in July tho because it’s so hot but it was my birthday and we went out there to celebrate it :)

The one of the balcony was taken at a restaurant, it was on the Sunday morning and we were on our way to Marsaschlokk, which was the next village along from where we were stayng, it was so hot already, that we had to stop there and get more water lol. By the time we reached Marsa, I walked into the sea, fully clothed, up to me neck, to cool down lol, the locals on the beach probly thought hmmmmm another mad englishwoman :lol:

That was one of the hottest days, it was up around 42c,,,,,,,roughly around 112 / 114 :)

nice one, sounds lovely.

and guess what…. the suns out, Ive seen it!!!!!! :lol:

Don’t spend too much time in or looking at the sun, you’ll get wrinkles, just like Cas.

[Man in Beds]

@pats wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

shall we have a joint party. :D/

No

[Man in Beds]

@cath 55 wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

so now we all know why you think you can walk on water ay mibs? :wink:

I don’t just think it, I can actually do it.

[Man in Beds]

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

[Man in Beds]

@woohoo wrote:

Guides are needed incase we are picked on.. :lol:

“Please Guide, Pete keeps on coming over to my land, and he keeps on nicking my sheep”

BoIIocks to that. Often it’s the guides who pick on the chatters. Often it’s the guides who do all the filth and I won’t mention rob’s name as I respect that clown too much.
Often a guide is, or was, in the room and people got abused but the guide, and again I won’t mention rob’s name, didn’t take any notice as the guide in question either couldn’t care or was too busy chatting in private.
Some guides, and that doesn’t only apply to the guides on JC, are either frustrated old housewives or powermad idiots and, once again, I won’t mention rob’s name.
But I’m also sure that there are some very decent guides who do their job well and are worth every penny they don’t get paid.

[Man in Beds]

The demolition of those cooling towers showed how useless they are in the north.
Those northern ninnies can’t even blow up a simple hollow tower without making a mess of it so lets concrete the whole lot over and make an amusement park for us southerners out of it all.
And for the population?
Well, send them all to Scotland, afterall, Scotland sends us their riff-raff and we would only do to them what they do to us.

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