Man in Beds

@Claire 57 wrote:

Welcome to the boards Jangles, I hope you enjoy the laughs cos they all quite mad and please register and post your pic asap xxx :D :D :D :D :D :D

I see you’ve got another blonde hour…..he already registered or you biddies wouldn’t be able to welcome him.

Oh noooooooo, here we go again.
The “Welcome To The Boards” brigade must extremely happy now

@Single Fem wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

Great, lets show pictures of grandchildren

I could fill a page with them, lol

I bet you could and so could the rest of the biddies on here

@Bat wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?

Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided…

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@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?

Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat…

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@Bat wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.

WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!!…

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Great, lets show pictures of grandchildren

@prettypink wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.

WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :evil:…

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I hope you’ve been to your town hall yet and collected your buspass. One of your now fellow OAP’s told me that buspasses can be used nationwide and also entitle you to a seat in one of those big things the name of which I can’t remember right now. You know those huge thingies clogging up our roads, in some you can sit upstairs and they are used by…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

What ever happened to his 24 pack and her pregnancy?

@fastcars wrote:

@cuddly naturist hubby wrote:

:P I made it. I am here. I finally got on the boards and pleased with myself.

Do us a favour. Keep your clothes on.

And please, please, don’t show us a pic of your missus without clothes either.

@bobbysgirl wrote:

would if I could but I casn’t allergic to the sun come out in blisters

And here I was thinking you lot are only allergic to work.
Ever considered using suntan creme? We all come out in blisters if for too long in the sun without applying any lotion.

Blimey, the workshy and unemployables couldn’t get into JC and had to entertain themselves in a different way. Now lets all give a great big AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

Oh heck, here we go again, another biddy managed, finally, to post some shyte on the boards and all the other biddies congratulate her.
For goodness sakes, biddies, signing up at and using the message boards has nothing to do with nuclear physics, it’s more like boiling an egg, ironing, cleaning a floor or giving birth, it’s fecking easy so stop…[Read more]

@*Sian wrote:

Being put in a cell with no human rights, slop and water for breakfast, dinner and tea, now that is a punishment, yet again the do gooders of this world wanted to give them T.V’s and mobiles :roll:

That happened to me but i saw the light and filed for divorce in the end.

@rubyred wrote:

Timothy Evans.Derek Bently.Ruth Ellis. 3 cause celebres.! That should NEVER have been hung.. and the rest the exceteras ,exceteras. and more recently other people that have came forward with evidence !

and before ya start,,i HAVE had a time i wanted someone “dead” … but i feel 10 years in jail and a lifetimes looking over ones…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Right I’m sick of working, paying tax and getting up in the middle of the night.

So its time for me to hide me cash, get on benfits and spend me days doing what I like.

What is the best way?

Another option would be to find a woman, have 7+ children with her and the state will provide you and your tribe with a house,…[Read more]

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Apart from “Benfits” your spelling is really coming along these days. Have you been taking lessons? :D

Oh voted by the way.. I think the “Dun me back in” option is a winner :D :wink:

You don’t seem to be the brightest kid on the block either or you’d noticed that cellier is not a word used in the english language. What the…[Read more]

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Apart from “Benfits” your spelling is really coming along these days. Have you been taking lessons? :D

Oh voted by the way.. I think the “Dun me back in” option is a winner :D :wink:

You don’t seem to be the brightest kid on the block either or you’d noticed that cellier is not a word used in the english language. What the…[Read more]

Not seen the video and am not likely to go to watch it as I’m not really interested in containers and how their weight is deducted to determine the net weight of its contents.