Man in Beds

@sarah_1 wrote:

WHOOOOSH !!!!!!!
Straight over some folks heads. :-

Have a nice day. :D/

And here I was thinking that you don’t give a flying fig.

@cath 55 wrote:

Now PB can i suggest you close this thread out of a mark of respect for a fellow human being!!!!

If rumours are true that a user of this site has died than the user is dead and, therefore, no longer a human being.
Further, why is it disrespectful to talk about someone who suddenly disconnect? I think it shows more respect to talk…[Read more]

@Reason wrote:

@lotty wrote:

spend most my time working in the garden and round the house ,,,,, rest tryen ti figure out most of the posts ive read ,,,, guess i need to come in here more often to understand sum of you guys cus gotta say sum of yas worry me :shock: :shock:

OI lotty,me thought ya was on my side

Me not lubs ya anymore now…

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It seems that some people on JC do actually know when their time has come or is coming.
Still, I better go and find a tissue or two as my eyes are filled with tears after reading the above story.

None of the above………I spend my time trying to work out how best to get rid of twits like you.

@Sword wrote:

You’re not dead yet?

I am standing.
Also, I have to say, and this also is not a lie, that she’s only dead from the neck upwards the rest is working at about 55-65%. Not bad for someone her age.

@bobbysgirl wrote:

:evil: :evil: :evil: Biddy !!!! who are you calling a biddy? Were you born sarcastic or did you get a degree in it ? Some men are soooooo not worth the trouble . :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

You’d still be sitting in that motor vehicle with a fuel pump that, allegedly, stopped working if it wasn’t for men to diagnose…[Read more]

@bobbysgirl wrote:

:shock: :shock: Eww I hate tea and coffee yuck :wink: :wink:

Just drink it and shut up, there’s a good biddy.

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Matty wrote:

thats my ideal date

i’ll buy the chips u buy the fish lol and ive booked the bus shelter for the night too ;)

And I’ll be lurking behind that big tree on the opposit side of the road taking pictures.

I think I had a stroke as I can’t smile, can’t say or type simple sentences ( and it’s not sunny here either) and, like most on this site, am unable to raise both arms.

@cath 55 wrote:

LMAO ……. awwwwwwww bless his ickle plummers plunger……he wants me awwwwwwwww some people just cant stand rejection hope he falls down the next loo he fixes and goes slowly but surely down the u bend!!!!! *consults spell book*

Somehow I doubt that even Mr. Desperado aka DOA is that fooking desperate and wants you. I heard…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

But he does have a point, men would never put up with a 5 hour wait.

I know after the first hour, I would be on the phone and screaming at them, asking for my money back and talking about billing them for losted bussness.

After 2 hours I would have rang someone esle and sorted out a replacement and send the bill to…

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You’ll all be pleased to know that it’s just a vicious rumour by some old slapper and it’s a matter of fact that I am still alive and kicking.

@(f)politics? wrote:

lol mibs u have dated some very stereotypical women theres no doubt

Careful or you might be next

@bobbysgirl wrote:

:twisted: :evil: :evil: you men should learn to read I said we waited for the RECOVERY TRUCK FOR FIVE HOURS DOH :roll: :roll: :roll:

Only a woman would wait for 5 hours as she’s too busy yakking, if with another woman, or, if alone, thinking how to spend her husbands hard earned money on frivolties such as make-up or…[Read more]

@bobbysgirl wrote:

Well to reply to your comments the RAC man took 5 minutes to get to us. Welldid not run out of diesel mibs the diagonstic check found the fuel pump had gone . The car ( 08 picasso exclusive) could not pull off. So I think you jibes about women drivers are uncalled for thank you :x :x :x

How naughty of the fuel pump to go…[Read more]

Dragon Recovery has their registered office in Cardiff and, according to their website, a fleet of 39 recovery vehicles which hardly makes them a nationwide breakdown service.

And why blaming men for your inability to check the fuel level in your motor vehicle before setting off on your journey?

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For goodness sakes, will someone help her and help her quick, please. She’ll only re-produce if she’s not online.

@Cotton-Eyed Joe wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I love pigeons. we had all these horrid spikey things put on our window ledges at work to stop then roosting there, and I ripped them all off much to my bosses horror.

They get such a bad time of it, so I always stick up for them and have a few favorites who come to see me each day. 8)

Ahh snow white…

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@Matty wrote:

dawny is setting me up with her daughter, i’m already sorted

Have you seen the daughter?