Man in Beds

@Island_Vase wrote:

Hi all, whaddya reckon of my new ‘do?!! Asking for trouble really, aren’t I….

Vase xx

Are we sharing, by some chace, the same barber? It was just a thought as mine can’t cut hair straight either.
Stll, lovely nose, big but lovely and right in the middle of your face, too.

@Pete wrote:

some are ok janey some are a bit odd :lol: welcome

I admit to being the odd one, does that make me ok?

@Sarah 30 wrote:

I’m going to build Derby from scratch. :twisted:

Post a link and i’ll help with frequent visits

@Reason wrote:

I think this thread has died a death !!! :-k

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

Pity the same hasn’t happened with you…..but I can wait.

Think about it, the story is a load of boIIocks.
The dame is saying that she was wetting the “facecloth”. Did she just gave her fanny a once over with just a wet cloth or did she apply soap as well?
If she applied soap to the facecloth, or in this case the fannycloth, did she unfold it or did she use it as a kind of ball?
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@sharongooner wrote:

Its all elememtary really.

Don’t you mean ELEMENTARY?

@Veronica~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

Like so many of you miserable sods, I had trouble in the last few days accessing JC’s chatrooms but, unlike most, I did something about it.
I went to the following website:

http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp

downloaded and installed the update and everything is back to normal. I can get into Forum 3…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I do hope Wilma will grace us with her presence again soon, I do like her.

And we havent heard from Esme in a few days either. Hope they are both ok xx

OMG !!!!! Not more funerals coming up.

Stop moaning and look at it in a positive light, you’ll make a fecking fortune from the sale of flowers. Extend your…[Read more]

sharongooner wrote:
sherlock holmes was the best bond ever[/quote

Didn’t Sherlock Holmes shared a flat with his sidekick Dr. Watson?
Did they just share the accommodation or was there a bit more to it and they actually shared the bed and bathed together?
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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well a slow computer and access can be cause by many things………

Errrr sauage on the keyboard……….

Errrrr slow modem……. errrr bad line speed or drop out or errrrrrrrrr……..

Or you computer being filled up with crap like spy ware or virus…..

But I personly feel its your computer trying to tell you…

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Looks like it is your computer afterall.

Brooke Bond does it for me any day. Why isn’t Brooke Bond on the list? I demand Brooke Bond to be part of the poll.

The so called racism is ripe and organisations like the Association of Black Police Officers started it all.
Can you imagine the outburst of the do-gooders, lefties, environmentalists, pc-brigade, lesbians, queers etc etc if someone would start a Association of White Police Officers tomorrow?
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@blackkettle wrote:

oh look aint i clever .now how do i make my avatar a bit smaller

Get hold of a pair of scissors and cut it

I wonder which section that was under. Humour (Humor as the yanks spell it)? News? Gossip? Or do they even have a BoIIocks section?

@bornfree41 wrote:

dont u think pebbles lovely or ugly my pup elsa better looking then pebbles

That puppy is even better looking than you, bornfree

@sarah_1 wrote:

Oooooooh looks like I ruffled the boardie gals feathers again ! Ffs it was a bit of fun.

You gals make me chuckle – so defensive aren’t you ? :lol:

AND ………

Mibs you never fail to appear on one of mine or Netty’s posts – reckon you lurves us really. :roll:

Have a nice day :D/

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

A CONJUCTION is a word that connects other words. Like “and”.

google is a wonderful thing isnt it? :wink:

Yep

A CONJUCTION is a word that connects other words. Like “and”.

@Reason wrote:

Isn’t Pb the chemical abbreviation for lead??……..and we all know how dense lead is :roll:
Think the Latin for lead is plum bum,i wont even go there :wink: …….. i dunno,it’s all Greek to me.

Just shows the odd lesson i went to – in between smoking behind the gym and going to the betting shop – weren’t all wasted…

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