Man in Beds

It’s only a short one, almost as short as my shlong but I still find it funny

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/873526/adult_funny_pics/

@kevin wrote:

opera is sh,ite
pretensious twaddle

May I suggest that you don’t use words that have more than 3 letters? I’m sure you can spell them right and for your information, it’s PRETENTIOUS but, in some cases you can also spell it with an C like in PRETENCIOUS CO-CK SUCKER.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

you know that new dfs advert where they saw the sofa’s in half, what opera is that song from?? :?

http://www.dfsonline.co.uk/tv_streaming_1.php

O mio babbino caro (O my beloved daddy) from the opera Gianni Schicchi by Puccini

damn youre good! thanks. Ive never seen an opera, but i’d like to. What…

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Here is one for the “”ladies””

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1051687/the_boobs_song/

@bornfree41 wrote:

i wish i could have a cucumber because i have run out lol

And your Giro hasn’t arrived yet to buy one?

@Bubbles wrote:

Which Disney Princess would you like to be?

Not one of them is a Disney Princess, as you call them, but they were all kidnapped by Disney and are the invention of someone else.

My all time favourite

It’s neither Kate, DOA or fiona but SweatyBoIIocks under a new nick, which would explain the lack of humour.

@Claire 57 wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

Good bye, over and out, I’m out of here, gone.

Does this read final or what ???

No, it reads “”Good bye, over and out, I’m out of here, gone””. Don’t blame me when you biddies read anything into it or wished I actually would disappear.

Blackpool…isn’t that the Monte Carlo for social security recipients?

@Claire 57 wrote:

Mibs, didnt you leave 2 weeks ago ???

No, I didn’t leave, go back and read again and read it properly this time. Ohh, and wear your specs if you can find ’em.

@cath 55 wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

always knew that Ugo was a good bloke underneath the village idiot stuff

ah but the village is still missin someone lol xxx

Ain’t it time you go back than so they have a full quota again?

@*Sian wrote:

What do you reckon?

Never mind those two, what about you, do you? And if yes, let me have your addy so i can watch and be sick.

@cath 55 wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

back then are ya?

she said she was leaving forum three but would still be posting on the boards :roll:

It seems that reading isn’t your stronger point. At no point did she mention in her post that she’s ONLY leaving Forum 3 although she typed that she’ll continue posting but she didn’t say where.
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@peanut wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@peanut wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@Claire 57 wrote:

LOL !!!! Mibs tool

Was about time that one of you biddies tried to make me smile and, believe it or not, Claire, you almost succeeded.

Perish the thought that mib could laugh !! :shock: :lol:

Well, Peanut, you could always give it a try and make me laugh or…

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What a load of tripe, the biddy claims that her pc skills are limited but manages to post on the boards.

@ugo wrote:

Why is it whenever your sat in a que at the traffic lights theres always a f00king learner at the front , they`re never 2 back or 3,4 or 5 , always at the front then they stall it almost every time :x :x :x Ba**ards they should have pretend towns for learners to driver round instead of causing mayhem on our roads ,

I SAY KEEP THE…

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Geeee, what’s all the “Welcome to the boards” for? Don’t you biddies have anything better to do like cleaning, cooking, ironing or raising your grandchildren?
And for goodness sakes, Island Vase, you are too blimming young to waste your life in a chatroom so go before you end up like the rest and type nothing but HI, BYE and BRB.
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@peanut wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@Claire 57 wrote:

LOL !!!! Mibs tool

Was about time that one of you biddies tried to make me smile and, believe it or not, Claire, you almost succeeded.

Perish the thought that mib could laugh !! :shock: :lol:

Well, Peanut, you could always give it a try and make me laugh or just even raise a smile.

@Claire 57 wrote:

LOL !!!! Mibs tool

Was about time that one of you biddies tried to make me smile and, believe it or not, Claire, you almost succeeded.