Man in Beds

Schweinehuendin

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Haunting

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PATHETIC

@PP1 wrote:

I would just like to say thanks to all the people who have been taking part in the 7 waves /just chat inter forum quiz on Mondays and Wednesdays.

A good time has been had by all, and loads of laughs have been generated by some of the answers given (even the trick questions asked by the presenter) – I would also like to congratulate…

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@Oss wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Munich Beer Festival….. :D

Hamburg is better :lol:

The only good things in Hamburg are the Reeperbahn, the Fishmarket on a Sunday morning and a harbour tour.

@lancsman48 wrote:

MUNCHEN IS OCTOBER DUNNO BOUT HAMBURG

Get it right, the Munich Beer Festival maybe called Oktoberfest but it is mainly held in September with the last few days in the month of October.

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Love will find you, never search for it.

dammit, does that mean i can stop wandering around tescos looking for Mr Right now ;)
What i HAVE found, When im dolled up in make up etc,I dont get a second look, but the days i Go with just outta bed hair, no make up and in comfy shopping clothes, Im more liable to get doors…

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@UKPilot wrote:

@blonde_55 wrote:

Me too Aunty…me too

I concur but you forgot to add past your sell by date too !!

She may be past her sell-by-date but that doesn’t mean she’s past her Use-By-Date and there is one hell of a difference between the two dates but you plonker wouldn’t know about it.

@suzemarley wrote:

Don’t you know its bad form asking a lady her age and also I will not be posting any photo nude or not as that is for man in my life not for public viewing :o And get out of your bed.

Can we have a English version next, please?

Suze, you’ve given neither your age nor your vital statistics and a full frontal nudie pic would also be welcome.
I would add it to my galery of the rest of the biddies visiting JC.

@WooHoo wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Guides are needed incase we are picked on.. :lol:

“Please Guide, Pete keeps on coming over to my land, and he keeps on nicking my sheep”

BoIIocks to that. Often it’s the guides who pick on the chatters. Often it’s the guides who do all the filth and I won’t mention rob’s name as I respect that…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Cas wrote:

Lol Shaz,,,,,,,,,Hot!!!

They were both taken in Malta last year, I went in July with my freind. I love Malta and go as often as I can. Don’t usually go in July tho because it’s so hot but it was my birthday and we went out there to celebrate it :)

The one of the balcony was taken at a restaurant, it was on the…

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@PATS wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

shall we have a joint party. :D/

No

@cath 55 wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

so now we all know why you think you can walk on water ay mibs?…

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That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

@WooHoo wrote:

Guides are needed incase we are picked on.. :lol:

“Please Guide, Pete keeps on coming over to my land, and he keeps on nicking my sheep”

BoIIocks to that. Often it’s the guides who pick on the chatters. Often it’s the guides who do all the filth and I won’t mention rob’s name as I respect that clown too much.
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The demolition of those cooling towers showed how useless they are in the north.
Those northern ninnies can’t even blow up a simple hollow tower without making a mess of it so lets concrete the whole lot over and make an amusement park for us southerners out of it all.
And for the population?
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