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@trapper wrote:
You seriously do not know how close that is to Kenty !!!
(She will try to deny it !!)
I dont wear boxers like that !
Kenty can you upload a pic of your legs – they are similar to mine (after you have used the hedgerow clippers on yours) so we can put this thread to rest (unlike my poor knee!)
And i NEVER use red polish !!
That would be common – wouldnt it Kenty !
That’s not a pic of my knee – mine are much better looking
Id like to contribute something to the thread
My knee hurts – perhaps i should create a thread on it about it ?
@kent f OBE wrote:
Would you have sex with someone for £1,000,000 if no one would find out?
It would mean spending at least 6 hours with that person, so blokes…no wham bam thank you maa’m :wink: ( btw I have apostrophe-itus…so paranoid I don’t know where to put it!).
(no judging guys it’s only a make believe dilemma)Only if you bring the £50 notes in un sequenced (and clean!!) notes and you pay the Travel lodge bill !!
Moon I can understand your frustration regarding guides behavior ( I can think of one specifically but i wont mention any details or names !!)
I didnt know they had internet connections in the OAP home.
Hows the soup and bread mash ?
Hope you get well and we can have another game of arm wrestling !
xxx
(p.s. Im too tight to send you a 75p text from here as i dont get free texts !!)
(p.s. Are you remembering to claim invalidity benefit and get hold of the spastic claim forms, and talk to the tax man about getting some of your “tax” back, and remember to get Dr Patel to write that this is a SERIOUS, illness!)
My b.um hole hurts so much and my balls are like a turkey’s neck, red and very saggy! I was a red hot blooded 60 something male before this and now am just a very painful old man who is going to just have to get used to having grey pubes and a hairy arse! No more strap on action for me while I recover.
Kenty akak Keith wants any donations sent to charity while he recovers.
@kent f OBE wrote:
@malboroman wrote:
Alright “KEITH” – hide away
Theres a first time – you having nothing to say !!
I guess i have achieved the impossible !!
*lips fook off to “Andrew” from the broom cupboard*
Soooo rude – is this the Kenty and MM Thread ??
How soon will u come out (of the cupboard)
I know there was something strange about you – no lady could have hips like that !!
