MalboroMan

@Blossom. wrote:

@tinks wrote:

lol @ kenty being called keith by blossom

@MalboroMan wrote:

My b.um hole hurts so much and my balls are like a turkey’s neck, red and very saggy! I was a red hot blooded 60 something male before this and now am just a very painful old man who is going to just have to get used to having grey pubes and a hairy…

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@tinks wrote:

lol @ kenty being called keith by blossom

@MalboroMan wrote:

My b.um hole hurts so much and my balls are like a turkey’s neck, red and very saggy! I was a red hot blooded 60 something male before this and now am just a very painful old man who is going to just have to get used to having grey pubes and a hairy fundamental orifice!…

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@MalboroMan wrote:

i use Kenty, Kenty, Kenty to remember the KKK

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@MalboroMan wrote:

And i NEVER use red polish !!

That would be common – wouldnt it Kenty !

she’s got socks on :?

@Trapper wrote:

@MalboroMan wrote:

That’s not a pic of my knee – mine are much better looking

His ankles aren’t that slim!!

@MalboroMan wrote:

That’s not a pic of my knee – mine are much better looking

@MalboroMan wrote:

Id like to contribute something to the thread

My knee hurts – perhaps i should create a thread on it about it ?

What happened to your knee bella? Typical you though, suffering in silence. Please feel free to share. 8)

@MalboroMan wrote:

I didnt know they had internet connections in the OAP home.

Hows the soup and bread mash ?

Hope you get well and we can have another game of arm wrestling !

xxx

(p.s. Im too tight to send you a 75p text from here as i dont get free texts !!)

(p.s. Are you remembering to claim invalidity benefit and get hold of the spastic…

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@MalboroMan wrote:

Now that has caught your attention –

Would you move abroad (and work) or stay in the fair Isles (or in Kays case – the ghettos of Kent) ?

:roll:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@MalboroMan wrote:

ABout as subtle as an elephant in me pants (no i dont get it either)

I get that. An elephant certanly would be seen and not subtle at all!!!

So on a scale from 1 to 10 how pervy are you :P

Ha Ha Lucy……..sits in the corner and awaits MMs answer :D