MalboroMan

@rogue trader wrote:

whats all this “we” business?
dont you mean you will make it up.

Its the ROYAL we !

Gosh !

@tinks wrote:

we’re writing our own ‘get well’ threads now?

Yes tink – We (the royal we) care for oneself

@kent f OBE wrote:

@MalboroMan wrote:

Good luck with the operation MM

Speedy recovery and we know how hard its going to be on you chap

(Ignores the thread)

Kenty you know you dont have to reply to each and every thread

Its not like food where you wolf it down – remember to put your fork down, chew, breathe and enjoy the food

@Trapper wrote:

You seriously do not know how close that is to Kenty !!!

(She will try to deny it !!)

I dont wear boxers like that !

Kenty can you upload a pic of your legs – they are similar to mine (after you have used the hedgerow clippers on yours) so we can put this thread to rest (unlike my poor knee!)

And i NEVER use red polish !!

That would be common – wouldnt it Kenty !

That’s not a pic of my knee – mine are much better looking

Id like to contribute something to the thread

My knee hurts – perhaps i should create a thread on it about it ?

@kent f OBE wrote:

Would you have sex with someone for £1,000,000 if no one would find out?
It would mean spending at least 6 hours with that person, so blokes…no wham bam thank you maa’m :wink: ( btw I have apostrophe-itus…so paranoid I don’t know where to put it!).
(no judging guys it’s only a make believe dilemma)

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Moon I can understand your frustration regarding guides behavior ( I can think of one specifically but i wont mention any details or names !!)

I didnt know they had internet connections in the OAP home.

Hows the soup and bread mash ?

Hope you get well and we can have another game of arm wrestling !

xxx

(p.s. Im too tight to send you a 75p text from here as i dont get free texts !!)

(p.s. Are you remembering to claim invalidity benefit and get hold of the spastic claim forms, and…[Read more]

My b.um hole hurts so much and my balls are like a turkey’s neck, red and very saggy! I was a red hot blooded 60 something male before this and now am just a very painful old man who is going to just have to get used to having grey pubes and a hairy arse! No more strap on action for me while I recover.

Kenty akak Keith wants any donations sent…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@MalboroMan wrote:

Alright “KEITH” – hide away

Theres a first time – you having nothing to say !!

I guess i have achieved the impossible !!

*lips fook off to “Andrew” from the broom cupboard*

Soooo rude – is this the Kenty and MM Thread ??

How soon will u come out (of the cupboard)

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Alright “KEITH” – hide away

Theres a first time – you having nothing to say !!

I guess i have achieved the impossible !!

You hiding in the “gentleman’s log cabin”

Trust Kenty to reply to a mens grooming thread !

I knew those hands and big adams apple Kenty hid some secrets !!

So do you want to tell “KEITH” what you use for the personal grooming – or are you au naturele ?

I want to go and live in SOuth America (Brazil) next

Weather, economy is great, ladies, good food, ladies, low tax

Politics mwah xxxx

Lucy a gentleman never tells how pervy he is (but if a feather is kinky i will bring the whole chicken :twisted: )

ABout as subtle as an elephant in me pants (no i dont get it either)

If theres life after death, would there be sex after death ?

If theres life after death, would there be JC after death ?