MalboroMan

Blue Diamonds – check

Periuvan gold – check

I like what I say and I say what I like

I saw her brother Some Thing yesterday

Misterq – perhaps this is an opportune moment to reduce drug taking ?

Id personally ban the riff-raff – and stop allowing DHSS e-giro to be cashed in JC.

One must keep to the high standards.

Now the Cathedral has gone – we can replace it with Aldi’s or a corner shop !

Or perhaps we could re-convert it to trendy airy large apartments – would be a nice little pied a tere.

I am a citizen of the world – i dont need to call a specific place home (otherwise i wouldnt be where i am if i didnt like it)

Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to one and all

The song could be about a dog …

frigging myself to death ???

Sairs your not doing it right lol

Ladies and Gents

Please defy old age (and associated weakness) with botox and/or plastic surgery else do not walk down the street.  I am a testament to the above fact – if they burn my body then it will black smoke all day long due to the toxicity of plastic !!

Naughty Elephants Squirt Water (Similar to your NESW)

Black roses are a rare breed like me

Thank you xxx

Id like to offer this black rose to myself – simply being me (and yes they are real diamond!)

Use mayo as a sauce on a BBQ then season with salt and pepper – the fats in the mayo will produce a lovely crust (perfect for a fish)

Wasabi with sushi on a naked body

Dont go for bleeching – painful, temporary and tastes awful !

Dentist told me that idiots use lemon juice/bleech etc which destroys the enamels

I had 19 implants – best decision and no pain (well a couple of days i popped painkillers).

Angel

Tip for you – Dont boil the chickpeas – it becomes far too smooth !!

Infact if you have to use tinned chickpeas – freeze half of them and then put them in the blender you will have a proper hummous (the original uses proper uncooked beans soaked ovrnight!)

You should try falafel – mmmmm

No idea of what the topic is about – Tokyo Rose you remind me of a school teacher (Sally Matthews!) …

I lived in Riponggi in Tokyo

Anyways