John is a committed Christian and follows the ten commandments: Tho shalt not covet another mans wife is one of the teachings laid out in the bible so at an early age decided to pursue husbands instead in respect of the teachings. I wasn’t married but we frequently invite married men round for mutual pleasure.
I don’t believe in the baby Jesus and am a practising Satanist living my life according to the teachings of lord Lucifer. People think pain, misery and suffering are bad things but for anyone following satan we try to spread the word of evil to as many as possible and would appreciate respect for my religion.
The baby jesus has appeared to me in a dream stating Sassey is a hideous creature destined for hell and advises her to pack a fireproof coat as Satan has a big fire with a trident ready to poke up her backside. YOU ARE HELLBOUND SASSEY AND THE WORK OF DIABOLUS . The virgin Mary would be so ashamed of you- prepare for hell
In the Bible it says God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.So burn yourself Mags.
You look more bent than a broken boomerang yourself somer, wind your neck in before I snap it and use it as a chicken drumstick . John and I are having dinner tonight , the thought of seeing your ugly old mug is making us both ill close to throwing up our oysters and champagne you toxic old turnip
This reply was modified 6 years, 10 months ago by magmanimous.
The baby jesus has appeared to me in a dream stating Sassey is a hideous creature destined for hell and advises her to pack a fireproof coat as Satan has a big fire with a trident ready to poke up her backside. YOU ARE HELLBOUND SASSEY AND THE WORK OF DIABOLUS . The virgin Mary would be so ashamed of you- prepare for hell
P.S. Thick. If ya looking for a boyfriend for ya son try Magmanimous.Then you and ya son can take turns on him to fook him dry no lube.PMSFL
Keep your foul incestuous comments to yourself talking about sons and fathers having sex you depraved deviant….unless you want me to come down there and pull your hat so far over your face you will disappear down the toilet ubend where you belong?
Yes a very lame thread, somers a depraved dunce according to people in room 3 with a penchant for animal activity enjoying shooting these defenceless creatures if they don’t submit to his dirty demands. He also has personal hygiene problems as he turned up to the Norbrek hotel for the meet in December and had an accident at the dinner table fouling himself. The guests were midway tucking into the ” chocolate mousse ” before realising they had made a very grave mistake.
To summarise , an ugly looking critter that should be put down- ideally with the gun he likes to threaten people with.
No I’m against hypocrisy you’ll notice I’ve been insulted and it’s not a hate crime but do it to a gay person and it is
DIGRACEFUL CREATURE, ITS THE GREEN BADGE FOR YOU ANYWAY !
btw for anyone coming ( we hope in every sense x ) the films have changed due to supply and demand. Instead of the nutty professor , we will be showing “Freddy got fingered ” and having eaten too much garlic last night, the clotted cream has gone off, so it is a dry spotted dick for the pud unless you want it with custard
I’m posting this on the train enroute to Blackpool ! Me and the hubby have got to get to the hotel early as we are hosting the event.
Can I just remind all attendees , that although there isn’t a dress code we will be dining at the hotel so no baseball caps, trainers or breasts on show at the dinner table. There are two dinner menus so please signify which one you prefer as the chef needs to be notified.
Menu 1
Starter :Pea and Ham soup with croutons or ideally crumpet
Mains: Cock au vin with buttered potatoes and freshly ground chutney sauce
Dessert : TART with raspberry sauce and a hint of depravity
Menu 2
Starter : Prawn cock tail
Mains: A juicy spit roast with stuffing and vegetables of choice
Desset: Spotted dick pud with lashings and lashings of clotted cream
After we have dined we will retreat to the smoking room to puff on our fags
After a tipple of brandy for relaxation purposes, all guests will be colour coded and the colour will signify how the rest of the evening will pan out. If you get a green badge , you may join john in the cinema room where you can watch either brokeback mountain or the nutty professor ( adult rated version of the eddie murphy film)
Please don’t be offended if you are put in the green category as not everyone is blessed with looks so you can enjoy home cinema still having a good evening projecting your bitterness at being labelled aesthetically unpleasing. The hotties ( red colour badge holders) will each be given a small bag containing mask, name tag to conceal identity. I will lead the red group to the upper chambers of the hotel where will line up against the back wall- a large drum will boom 3 times struck by Dofan who has kindly agreed to donate his time to be the master drummer. Upon the third stroke, all participants will remove their clothing, place the masks on to protect modesty and the night will begin in earnest.. comparing our sticks of blackpool rock for the pleasures that lie ahead. The drum will continue to boom during the night as the rhythmic banging sets the tone for a night never to forget.