Johns left me Jamie , told me I was cold hearted and rubbish in bed. Should I leave it a few days before getting in touch or call round to apologise baking him a cake.I need some advise as I feel quite desolate now
.Prefer that to going to a more intillectually stimulating site then?
lol because it amuses me although I couldnt spam the place like your new little best fweend… I don’t have enough hours in the day. It’s a zoo and I just come in to feed the animals from time to time patting you on your heads.
I dont hate anyone.I have been hurt very much by people but i dont hate them.Onley thing i would kill for is my kids.
Most on this site are kids mentally .. it can be funny at first but depressing how many human adults are so childish and thick in society which is why many including me mock the place in exasperation at it all. There are plenty of arguments here but it’s preferable to the pathetic immature drivel of people with learning difficulties drooling to each other on threads. A few come here for at least a bit of stimulation mentally with various topics but it’s essentially a site for people exhibiting special needs almost certainly in secure accommodation managed by CPNs etc
Not only an ugly cunt but mindless.. ” my man” on a chatsite chatting up anything in a skirt. Everything about you screams Jeremy kyle wee mo , you represent everything I hate in society- a mindless bitch controlled by a bullying bf ugly as fck inside and out. I can jusy imagine wee mo logged in wearing a shellsuit with a fag hanging out of her gormless drooping mouth whispering I love u morgy on skype as he tries to get up any female cunt on offer lol
An update on the gay orgy list of attending members ( large I hope)
Martina coming in his jimmy greaves shirt
Wee mo aka Bob
puds the clown
dofag
chrome
bladder ( we know its a man)
Jamie in a glued on beard who will be recognised as the only guest with their name tag spelt incorrectly
Gucci and moi the resident gimp
Hugs and wanks to jerk off party attendees in the public toilet clutching his mummys bedpan
any other attendees get your name down quick.. this testicle draining event will leave you drier than a sandpapered Egyptian bollock after being roasted by isis in the sahara on bonfire night
Johns building a fuck swing upstairs for Martins arrival later in his easy access spurs shorts but let me say you are all invited to maggys gay orgy later. The front doors open at 9 pm .. back doors open a little later when we are all better acquainted. For tickets please ask for gay paul from Essex in f2 who can normally be found lurking as number 333.
The evenings itenary :
9pm : meet and greet session- anyone found to be straight will be castrated at the front door . Homophobia will not be tolerated as its a hate crime but we kill all straight people
10 pm: Dinner is served @ prawn cock tails , juicy rump steak and spotted dick pud
11 pm : Martin will be measuring all dicks in his spurs kit ( any under 7 inches will be asked to leave)
11:30 pm : we all puff and suck on fags in the smoking room discussing Brexit , how many words the average jc user can write before dribbling into a bib and dofans GAD condition on chat fwends
Midnight: The party begins in earnest , all pretences of decorum come to an end as we ascend the stairs , get our charlies out waving them around like lassos in a western and without wishing to put too finer point on it …. ram each others mancunts full of juicy cock
John will be at the door welcoming you all in a seedy open raincoat and just not to discriminate showing there are no hard feelings , wee mo will be allowed to attend as lets face it , the last time I saw a face like that was on a building site after gobbling bob the builders meat
Its a black tie event so make yourselves presentable and lets get the party started