magmanimous

She has put cooking instructions because the plan is to make my lucky lady a delicious curry and serve her my signature spotted dick pudding before love making . I can’t cook so have asked help with my curry and spotted dick you absolute moron – get back to your bloody spider.

If I have a toddler brain , yours must be at a foetus stage with your written style. Now calm down , take the spider off your love truncheon , zip your pants up and lets start our fitness training for some hot dates. 

If I have a toddler brain , yours must be at a foetus stage with your written style. Now calm down , take the spider off your love trunchon , zip your pants up and lets start our fitness training for some hot dates. 

The only help that would benefit you just, would be if that depraved pet spider crawled down an ear lobe instead of its original perverted  destination and took over the one puddled brain cell thats clearly on the verge of giving out.  Maybe then you would start making sense my old friend. Now stop getting angry and start my fitness workout t…[Read more]

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Hopefully Just can post his sordid spider pornography here without ruining my dating thread any further.

No one is interested what the spider in your bedroom did Just as you begged it to dangle down your willy

Blocks Just for jealousy  , stupidity and animal/insect cruelty *

I’m not sure why it was removed but there was no humour intended. That was my exercise regime which I have implemented for years and hopefully others can follow in my footsteps with weight loss muscle building etc. I was bullied at school for being geeky looking etc so started an intense programme of training and very much doubt whether…[Read more]

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Just the video is personal and not for public titillation  . I tried to persuade one to go up you know where in my barn to see if it tickled for psychology /biology purposes but it refused to leave its web so don’t know how you got it to do what it did unless u had a cheerleader specialising in spiders. You didn’t expect it to carry the fly…[Read more]

Further to this I came back in order to ascertain if the despicable behaviour had improved around a week later , here are the logs

Magmanimous: so have you cretins learned some manners since I was last here or are you still living in an idealistic world of inflating your tiny egos to match my levels

Merlin: Smirk

Guest 666: Go to hell Mags,…[Read more]

This was the last conversation I had in there from the logs

Magmanimous: The whole lot of people in this room are projecting their weaknesses onto me and its pathetic to witness their discombobulation TBH

TheNorfolkMafia: I see mags has been googling fancy words to impress the ladies ..  another epic fail

Merlin: Smirk

Claire: Hi…[Read more]

Its me and I stopped going in the chatrooms after all the trolls continually  projecting their insecurities on me all the time. At least I have the bottle to show my face unlike many of them so will stick to the boards. If you go in there, tell the trolls I have got a date so will mock them  as we go for a picnic this weekend cackling with l…[Read more]

Tell me more about yourself hot stuff and you may get one xx

ok Linda I’ll forgive you on this occasion but somer , if he ever talks to me like that again … Anyhow my snog marry avoid choice has been updated now:

Snog- santa or alfie 😍

Marry- Mizzy 😘

Avoid- that PIECE OF EXCREMENT SOMER   😬😬😬😬

hee haw hee haw , why don’t you f*ck off you dirty donkey

I will cook you both steak and fish for main course and then for dessert we can retreat upstairs for some spotted dick pudding x

I’m cooking as we speak ladies xx

I  hope so