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anyone who can pot the black on the break

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

What about this one:

Dick Cheney rushes into the President’s daily briefing

“More bad news, Mr President, we’ve just heard that 3 Brazilian soldiers
have been killed by terrorists”

“Oh my God!” cries Bush, thrusting his head into his hands

The room is filled will a chilling silence before Bush eventually looks
up and asks

“How many is a brazilian?” :D

:lol: =D> =D> =D>

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

This joke:

Paddy crashed his plane, he said the runway was 100ft wide but only 20ft long

:lol:

ok this just made me laugh to………..

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?”

(man says)”Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving on average?”

(man says)”About a gallon.”

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my new siggy had me in tears :lol: :lol:

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Nona Gaye or shakira

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I would love to take this position up but am far to busy on the sexy thread 8) :arrow:

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:shock: oh my :o :oops:

sorry carry on :arrow:

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getting ready and now leaving to see John Legend :D

i may be on the pissed off thread after it though :roll:

he better kick ass :x :arrow:

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finding out i got put on the v.i.p list to see John Legend @ cafe de paris tomorrow night :D

i think he said cafe de paris :?

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