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@nismo wrote:

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

I can go one better.

Don’t get married =D>

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@geordiebird wrote:

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor’s blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

=D> 7/10

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@robyn wrote:

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.

cool 8)

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@bambu wrote:

Hi everyone, I’m so pleased to find you guys. I am writing to you from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and hope you don’t instantly dislike me or hold it against me because of where I’m from. (just an accident of birth)

I’m interested in human rights, politics and am anti war. That line from Pink Floyd keeps looping through my head: “Is there anybody out there?”

for god sake run why you still can :shock:

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I love this =D> =D>

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@soulie wrote:

am i hungry, or just bored?

do you find somtimes, you only eat, cause you got nothing else to do?

suggestions please for things to do, shall i try the chat room? or shall i just pull funny faces at myself in the mirrow 8-[

rune scape :lol:

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going on an allday date 8)

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

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*glares at the mountain of empty beer cans*

=D> :lol:

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@angel* wrote:

Having the shi ts!

That’s a bummer :lol:

That is wrong! :lol:

i was thinking if it was only 1 “m” :lol:

That is why it is wrong :lol:

that’s what i thought :lol:

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@kentlass19 wrote:

awwwwww poor guy :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just hearing the life fall out of him as those bricks fell :lol:

poor Brian :lol: :lol: :twisted:

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