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pikey -> no – i lost my legs in a pirate attack… that’s why i’m nervous of one handed typers

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no fun

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Oh… :oops: and how could i forget Ritzy :shock: :oops:

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@soulie wrote:

yunnie? the american chic? she was fit she was

yeah the american chic :lol:

she still is fit as far as i know :)

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hello, welcome back 8)

now all we need is Yunnie and we can party :twisted:

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@squeezy wrote:

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2) stop smoking = no cigarettes in 18 days now

ooo….well done 8) =D> =D> =D>

Thank you. :D xxx

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nope…I’m still going good with mine

1) get a girlfriend and stop being an asshole= almost done(on third date)

2) stop smoking = no cigarettes in 18 days now

3) go gym= doing it 3 times a week

so I’m doin’ good 8)

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@morticia wrote:

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you’ve simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

*sigh*

Just how I want it to be :lol:

:lol: lmao

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@squeezy wrote:

Squeezy = You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

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oh my damn :lol: that has just gone into first place =D> =D>

lmao :lol: :lol:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool’s pump, and you drown to death.
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While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.
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While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
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used all me names now an future :lol:

The future looks bright then :lol:

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@nismo wrote:

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@nismo wrote:

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

I can go one better.

Don’t get married =D>

I might not have any choice in that option LOL :lol:

may God have mercy on your sole :lol:

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