[LucyLocket]

@tinks wrote:

i’m still not getting a pressie

tinks here is ur pressie………a 4 week all expenses paid holiday to a destination of your choice and a snog frm me :) :) :) :) there ya go :wink:

[LucyLocket]

@pennyj wrote:

@lucylocket wrote:

Daisydot f………….. A new bag & shoes, a driving licence and a white car
AngelBabe……….some hunter wellies(pink ones) and a new ironing board for sadies ironing
Diamond destiny…. a jc tart of the year certificate
termy……….. a new halo(her old one is rusty as fook!)
brighty……..some new purple ink and a camera to get a pic of cheryls mams house for me
rebsy………a new cafe so we can all go for tea
Gill cambs…..a don’t be so nice handbook
Jewel………..a new m sn addy cuz shes deleted me :roll:
Kenty…….. a guide to becoming a full time lesi
Rose………. some new neighbours
nice female……a new boss
moosey……..some lights for her antlers(i think mooses av antlers)
Penny……….a naked pic of bruno mars bar
Looby……… an i take no shytee off anyone badge

if ur not in my santa’s sack don’t be sad i shall add to it later………..just sayin

Can you arrange it that he does a twirl for me :D

And then we can have a good snicker :lol:

no problem penny ur wish is my command

[LucyLocket]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Would you have sex with someone for £1,000,000 if no one would find out?
It would mean spending at least 6 hours with that person, so blokes…no wham bam thank you maa’m :wink: ( btw I have apostrophe-itus…so paranoid I don’t know where to put it!).
(no judging guys it’s only a make believe dilemma)

too fookin right i wud! YOLO :lol:

[LucyLocket]

@gill_cambs wrote:

I lost a treasured friend today
The little dog who used to lay
Her gentle head upon my knee
And shared her silent thoughts with me.

She’ll come no longer to my call
Retrieve no more her favourite ball
A voice far greater than my own
Has called her to his golden throne.

Although my eyes are filled with tears
I thank him for the happy years
He let her spend down here with me
And for her love and loyalty.

When it is time for me to go
And join her there, this much I know
I shall not fear the transient dark
For she will greet me with a bark

For my baby :P who i will miss soooo much at Xmas

lovely Gilly xxxxx

[LucyLocket]

@gill_cambs wrote:

A Christmas wish for Luscious Lucy…….

A girlie who appreciates how divine she is and treats her like a princess :wink:

I am thinking this ladeeee would do just fine……………..

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheryl-Cole-hot.jpeg

ooooooooo if onlyyy Gilly :P :P :P :P :P ty xxxxxx

[LucyLocket]

I’d be a chocolate lime cuz im sweet on the outside but even tastier on the inside :P :P :P :P

[LucyLocket]

@grotbags wrote:

I’m guessing not much has changed since last year?

Same as F2 then :roll:

lotsssss has changed since last year :roll: :roll: :roll:

[LucyLocket]

@angelbabe wrote:

tuts loudly at luce u didn’t even acknowledge my reply to u sobs sobs sobs :P

sori sexyy AngelBabe I was gettin round to it iv just been distracted : :oops: :oops:

[LucyLocket]

pmt!! No one warned me how bad it is……………. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[LucyLocket]

@rusty trawler wrote:

Dear lucy lox

Many thanks for your Christmas letter and please accept my apologies for taking so long to get to you back to you.

As you know this happens to be my busy time of year so it’s hard to get back in a timely fashion to all the girls who have behaved all year long. Normally I can rely on the assistance of Mrs Claus, but last week she went AWOL with the wives of all the elves. The only clue was a scribbled letter that said, ‘Men are useless.’ Naturally I’m quite worried. They emptied the drink cabinet as well!

I also received a letter from a stocking factory that requested that I try to dissuade women from asking stockings for Xmas as there seems to have been a run on pink stockings and they can’t cope with recent demand.

And there was a vituperative letter from the partners of some people called Kenty, Gill, Angelbabe and Jewel stating that their Missuses didn’t seem to be too impressed when they said that all they wanted for Christmas was comedy Y-fronts to spice up the traditional Boxing Day bedroom action. They have no idea what’s going on, but they are not happy bunnies.

I’d write more but I’m currently on a recruitment drive because some pop star has asked for a beefed-up security detail for her Christmas present, something to do with her being scared because some crazy woman has a mad crush on her.

So you can see it’s all gone pear-shaped at the grotto. But you’ve been a good girl, right? Remind me what you want again.

With love

Santa

PS: If you happen so to see a bunch of tipsy ladies dressed head-to-toe in pink with T-shirts that say Crimbo Bimbos, kindly point them in the direction of the North Pole.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: blooby hell trusty rusty that ones longggg letter hehe xx

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