LondonSeagull

@eve wrote:

My guests just have to put up with what they get :D

What do they ‘get’ though?

Tip of the day is don’t believe a fucking word, ever.

If that is your preferred approach, go for it, we both know.

@tinks wrote:

the poxi seagull that dumped down my window :roll:

Pigeon dumped on my jacket last weekend, no controlling them winged animals.

Lying? Had enough this week to last a lifetime.

1) What was your favourite sweeties? – Fruit Salads/Black Jacks
2) Which cartoon did you like the best? – Bugs Bunny
3) What was the name of blue peter’s dog when you were little? – Shep/Petra
4) What kind of pet if any did u have? – Golden Labby
5) Where you in any school clubs? – Football
6) What was your most memorable achievement/s? – Footy…[Read more]

Send my condolences to retake012, she must be in a bit of a limbo right now. The longest relationship ever known on Planet Interweb in shreds… :-…

Take my advice children, never have online relationships, you never know what strange stuff is happening on the other end of the line :-

@balloons wrote:

thats much better :lol:

Sucker!! :lol:

@Terry wrote:

@LondonSeagull wrote:

I love him, I want to have his babies.

He’s trying to get back with pats. All romances go through a rough patch I suppose.

Serious? They had a lovers tiff and split up? I’m shocked!

I love him, I want to have his babies.

I dunno… ask someone who cares? :lol:

@balloons wrote:

Didnt aa used to be a guide

He did yes, at the time JC was losing its zing.

@balloons wrote:

hope thats not the breakfast menu :lol:

Cornflakes, fresh strawberries from the Camden pick your own farm, other berries, freshly squeezed milk and orange juice from the same farm for breakfast, we’re healthy in London you know. :-

@Terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

They only came for afternoon tea though :lol:

Pssssssst…where’s the black pudding?

I’ve noticed no sugar either.

In the cupboard!

I knew, I fecking knew someone would bring up the pigs congealed blood! I leave that to northerners… disgusting!

Brown and red sauce already in the cupboard Tel, these were essential items bought in from my tiring shopping trip.

Tel forgot to say 40% of men do the same thing :wink:

Didn’t he have a brother called Lucoz?

I sometimes think fakers are lame, even tame compared to the freaks that gather information and lie their way into people’s lives. Although I guess you could class fakers as liars, they just seem tame to the really dangerously obsessed stalkers that roam the net.

@jen_jen wrote:

Says a lot for their partners if they can’t hold their attention…

Did you say something? Sorry my mind was elsewhere…

@Terry wrote:

Pikey?

Ah yes Pikey… all these bygones Tel… I’m filling up! :lol: