[lisamarie71]

i am damned if i know why i posted on this one lol :P

[lisamarie71]

i prefer night to day (imsomniac i have too lol)
i prefer spicy to bland
i prefer cold to hot
and i prefer sex to chocolate

hmm not very origonal me know

[lisamarie71]

reading some of the post’s on here made me laugh made me cry laughing your bloody bonkers hehehehe it’s great

[lisamarie71]

nope it goes for all family’s mines a mixture of french irish and scottish don’t talk to ma’s side very much dad’s side welll hmmmm nuff said and i’m the middle of 3 two brother’s younger one’s a selfish twat lived at mine for like 3 months and paid me feck all and my elder bro lives in cheltenham ok fook know’s how it’s spelt only remembers i’m alive when he’s drunk n walking home pissed as a fart at 3am wonderful

[lisamarie71]

lol as you could see by those post’s was very very bored today sorry hehehehe :?

[lisamarie71]

@angel* wrote:

Hiya Lisamarie……don’t mind our cappytan, he gives everyone an alternative name :lol:

Welcome to JC……I hope u left ur sanity at the door! :wink:

Love angel

xxxx

lmao was wondering about that one and thanks and yes sanity was left at the door well what’s left of it having 2 kids 2 girls 7 n a horrid 14 yr old lol

[lisamarie71]

hmmm this is exactly how i feel when i’m with my fella

Artist: Taylor Dayne
Album: Tell It To My Heart
Title: Do You Want It Right Now

do you know how lucky i feel i am
to find a man who loves me as i am
you never try to change a single part of me
you’re easy to love with those qualities

and everyday you teach me more and more
inside me i wanna glow
and everynight you think of only me
the way you keep me satisfied you do all the things i like

chorus
i want ya oh i want you so
do you want it right now
oh i can’t let go
i want ya so bad give me all you have
i can show you now
do you want it right now

you have a rare sensitivity
i really believe you know how to feel
i trust you with all my heart and soul

you care too much to le me take control

and everyday you teach me more and more
inside i wanna glow
and everynight you think of only me
oh you keep me satisfied you do all the thing i like

chorus

do you want it want it right now baby
do you want it want it right now
i can hear it from ya right now
do you want it want it right now right here right now right now right now
screaming screaming

and evryday you teach me more and more
inside i wanna glow
and everynight you think of only me
oh you keep me satisfied you do all the things i like

chorus

sorry had to put it all in :oops:

[lisamarie71]

In Miami, it is illegal to molest an alligator.

In Rumford Maine, it is illegal to bite your landlord.

In Norfolk, Virginia, it is illegal for hens to lay egges before
8:00 a.m and after 4:00 p.m.

In Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the theatre.

In Chicago, it is illegal to take a poodle to the opera.

Also in Chicago, it is illegal to eat in any place that is on fire.

In Garden City, Kansas, it is illegal to drink from a public
drinking fountain.

In Normal, Illinois, It is illegal to make faces at dogs.

In Seattle, you may not carry a concealed weapon over
six feet long.

It is illegal to fish using dynamite in Illinois.

It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11:00 p.m. in
Memphis Tennessee.

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

In Toledo, Ohio, it is illegal to throw reptiles at another person.

In Michigan, it is illegal to put a skunk in your boss’ desk.

It is illegal to drive more than 2000 sheep up Hollywood Boulevard.

Kentucky State law requires all persons to bathe at least
once a year.

In Roderfield, West Virginia, only babies are allowed to ride in
baby carriages.

In New York, it is illegal for a blind person to drive.

In Youngstown, Ohio, it is illegal to run out of gas.

In Tennessee, it is illegal to drive a car while asleep.

In Glendale, Arizona, it is illegal to back up your car.

[lisamarie71]

Whoever compiled this list first of all had far too much time on their hands!!!
Still, they keep me laughing!!!

A London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING –
BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
*
A shop:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
*
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
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A Garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
*
At the office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK …
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
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At School:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
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On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.
(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAUGHT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
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Sign warning of quicksand:
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
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Local Education Authority:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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A nightclub:
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE CLUB IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME.
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A safari park:
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.
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Down on the farm:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

[lisamarie71]

HP sauce n nowt else gotta be the best :D

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