lisamarie71

i am damned if i know why i posted on this one lol :P

i prefer night to day (imsomniac i have too lol)
i prefer spicy to bland
i prefer cold to hot
and i prefer sex to chocolate

hmm not very origonal me know

reading some of the post’s on here made me laugh made me cry laughing your bloody bonkers hehehehe it’s great

nope it goes for all family’s mines a mixture of french irish and scottish don’t talk to ma’s side very much dad’s side welll hmmmm nuff said and i’m the middle of 3 two brother’s younger one’s a selfish twat lived at mine for like 3 months and paid me feck all and my elder bro lives in cheltenham ok fook know’s how it’s spelt only remembers i’m…[Read more]

lol as you could see by those post’s was very very bored today sorry hehehehe :?

@angel* wrote:

Hiya Lisamarie……don’t mind our cappytan, he gives everyone an alternative name :lol:

Welcome to JC……I hope u left ur sanity at the door! :wink:

Love angel

xxxx

lmao was wondering about that one and thanks and yes sanity was left at the door well what’s left of it having 2 kids 2 girls 7 n a horrid 14 yr old lol

hmmm this is exactly how i feel when i’m with my fella

Artist: Taylor Dayne
Album: Tell It To My Heart
Title: Do You Want It Right Now

do you know how lucky i feel i am
to find a man who loves me as i am
you never try to change a single part of me
you’re easy to love with those qualities

and everyday you teach me more and more
inside me i…[Read more]

In Miami, it is illegal to molest an alligator.

In Rumford Maine, it is illegal to bite your landlord.

In Norfolk, Virginia, it is illegal for hens to lay egges before
8:00 a.m and after 4:00 p.m.

In Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the theatre.

In Chicago, it is illegal to take a poodle to the opera.

Also in Chicago, it is illegal…[Read more]

Whoever compiled this list first of all had far too much time on their hands!!!
Still, they keep me laughing!!!

A London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING –
BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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A shop:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER…[Read more]

HP sauce n nowt else gotta be the best :D

well being that i’m only 5ft4 i’m rather small

partners 6ft5

he say’s the best things come in little packages hehehehe

hmmmm well i’m in an open relationship which works well being as me and my partner have been in previous relationships where we’ve both cheated on respective partners so now we tell each other everything and if we play away we either do it alone and then tell all later or we do it together it’s worked for the past 5 yrs and we like it that way …[Read more]

i personally love men with tattoo’s especially across the shoulder blades yummy i have 5 two on my right arm which i’ll be getting covered up with another one in the very near future chinese writing on my right shoulder which mean’s family ( it actually does asked a chinese mate to come with me to make sure he wasn’t writing chicken chow mein or…[Read more]

mine r boring brown but do get fleck’s of gold in them when aroused lol

hmmmmm hair colour i think mine used to be very dark brown till the greay started comming in i do have a mallen streak in the front but colour hair at this moment is raven black with electric blue highlights lol

James Blunt = Back To Bedlam (think he had my house in mind with that title lol :? )

@fastcars wrote:

Buying my first packet of fags in almost a month :evil: :evil: :evil:

damn that would of pi**ed me off too :(

well if i’d of known about this thread last weekend had a very heavy and intense weekend this weekend hell if i know :twisted:

welll biggest thing is actually staying online for more than 5 mins ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH go broadband they said it’s quicker and better n don’t tie up yer phone line FFS i get dropped every 5 mins and to top it off can’t get back online unless i call someone ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kinda defeats the object of having fecking…[Read more]

well did have an interesting fact stored up in my brain somewhere but by the time i read the entire thread was crying with laughter tears n everything will find one for next time roflmfao :lol: