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Have a great holiday Gemz xxx

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right, I’ve caught up on a few threads & I’d better go to bed…interview prep all done, need sleep

night all x

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Hi & welcome :)

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cheers xx

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evening SF, knackered (& nervous, have an interview after work tomorrow)…how’s you?

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in briefly

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heehee some excellent ones up there :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ve started keeping a record of some of the stuff they say that cracks me up, because one day they’ll be all grown up and I might forget!

Here are some of the best ones:

CHARLIE:

APPROX. AGE 3 ½:
I know why they killed Jesus – they thought he was lying! But he wasn’t, he was standing!

AGE 5 (April 2003):
Conversation on leaving the house in the morning:
Charlie: Daddy, you’re weird!
Simon: Why?
Charlie: Because you don’t do what you’re supposed to do!
Simon: What’s that?
Charlie: You’re supposed to do what Mamma tells you to do!

AGE 7 (January 2005):
Conversation I had with Charlie over the phone while I was away this week:

Ch: Daddy has to go back to college
Me: Why?
Ch: Because he’s not very good at being a father without you.
Me: Why? What’s he done? (I already knew the answer, Simon had told me he’d had a similar conversation with her at the time of the ‘dreadful’ event LOL)
Ch: Yesterday, he put the wrong blazers on the wrong beds!!!
Me: Darling, that’s not a big thing, I’ve done stuff like that before.
Ch: NO YOU HAVEN’T!!!
Me: Well, I’m sure he’s working very hard at looking after you without me to help him. Try to be patient.
Ch: Yes, I know – *big sigh* – he’s only 33!
Me: *laughing lots*
Ch: It’s a good job he’s not 34, he’d be even MORE bonkers!!!
Me: *laughing uncontrollably by now*

AGE 7 – 22ND FEB 2005

“Mamma, I love you more than salmon!!” (she adores salmon, by the way!)

When I acknowledged just how much that must mean, she agreed & said “Yes, it does mean a lot, because I can eat salmon!”

HANNAH:

Aged 5:
Saturday morning, after a kiss, “Mamma, I’ve not had a kiss from you in aaaaaages!”
Me: “What, since this morning?”
Hannah: “Yes” followed by a huuuge cheeky grin

Same Saturday morning:

Mamma, did you notice I have a hairband in?
Yes, I did, you look very smart.
Don’t you mean ‘pretty’?

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She’s also started, recently, wanting to have proper grown-up conversations with me, so when I talk to her & ask her about her day, she will tell me, and then come out with questions like:

And how was your day, Mamma?
Have you had a good day, Mamma?
What did you do today, Mamma?

And then gives me these really grown-up replies when I answer her – it’s sooooo cute!

SOMETIME LATE IN 2004 – AGED NEARLY 5 OR JUST 5

Hannah: I’m not going to have children
Me: Why not?
Hannah: They’re too much hard work – when I come home from work, I want some peace & quiet, not kids making lots of noise & running around!

(I so know that feeling!!!)

This summer (still aged 5):
I wished for you i.e. before birth and my wish came true

snivelling little rat!!! :lol:

AGE 5, 22ND FEB 2005

“Look, Mamma, I can juggle without balls” and then proceeded to demonstrate her amazing ability to juggle……without balls

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@simon wrote:

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

a letter telling me I’ve been shortlisted for interview for a fab job I applied to as a very long shot, a couple of months ago :shock:

was it modelling?

cheeky arse! :roll: :P :lol:

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quiet in here tonight :shock:

think I’ll go to bed – night night

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evenin’ folks

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