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@legend wrote:
Google’s for quick refernece, I will concede; to get terms like your mis-spellings purely, or your cultural euphenisms and slangal dialects. But I’ve more or less rote-learned philosophy. I’ve more or less mastered argumentative logic as well.
WTF is refernece is that a Southern word….quick tip,spellcheck b4 slagging other peoples spelling dohhh
As anyone else noticed,every incident happened wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down South…..just a Northern observation thats all. :shock: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we are good people and we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’
The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’ She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever bitches.
Don’t mess with them.Deffo a female joke. :?
@kent f OBE wrote:
@sarah_1 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
Now Sarah has gone AWOL!!!!!
*Sends out a search party consisting of 5 hunky men :lol:
Oh no she hasn’t ! :lol: (but send the men anyway)
Nice to be missed though ty. :) Got a real life. :wink:
real life pffftttt….don’t get lardy da with us Sarah :lol:
seen as you are not missing do you still require 5 hunkies? or will 2 do? :lol:or one Northerner :)
Slurp
My hair hurts
@kent f OBE wrote:
No Sarah he goes to the Grammar School. Thank god because if he had failed his 11 plus he was going private. Saved me a bob or 2. Having said that it costs enough putting kids through any school doesn’t it?
Slates and chalk are’nt cheap nowadays,i have to agree Kenty. :)
@kent f OBE wrote:
@lancsman48 wrote:
Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.
BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:
Don’t get it :roll:
If only i could speak Sarf
Aunty welcome back ….no need to apologise to this lot and i except your apology unresevedly..mawaahh. :D
Errrmmmm WOW not working
