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much better description than fundamental orifice i find Shazza.

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@pats wrote:

7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)

he’s prolly already nodded orf.

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PATS wrote:

aint that the truth!!!! =D

What a load of feminist poo,a guy sucks up and you all love him n think sun shines out of his poo slot tsk..he’s had you off n you all fell for it.

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dismiss this if you like but its true
you cant help but be influenced
whereas at the match (where tht real fans are )

What a load of donkey shyte

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@blackkettle wrote:

wasnt it issac that was born to adam and eve

Cain and Abel my dear they where begat not born lol

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Is Mighty the right adjective here ???

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woman catches her man vvanking in the kitchen,she runs over gives best BJ of his life,surprised he says….how come we aint had sex for 6 months now this?I,ve mopped the floor this morning,i,d rather brush my teeth than mop that again.

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

lol as u know big wean that I am, im throwin a party a surprise one lol for the last day ill ever b 36..!! rite im on target, got the thai red n green curry done, chilli made, lasagne made, chicken curry, chicken satay, ribs marniatin, spring rolls wrap.! mind ya they look like huge jobbies lol got the stuff ready for phad thai, chicken noodle soup ready to go.. thai salad, salad, pizza bases ready to load … and its only neer’ 12 3 hrs to kill,

ohhh got prawn crackers to make… got mair drink than the local pub lol

can’t beat good old British Mc cuisine

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Once Hull City binbag Windass n Barmy,they got a chance.go guys.

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Patrizio,how very dare you

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