lancsman48

@lancsman48 wrote:

Brains a overrated in JC

I love it when you post dahlinks :D

@A.Groanup wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Us real men just know

Thank God.

Someone finally, despite all the overflowing and instantly forgettable excrement that abounds in this place ( typed by those who daily proclaim their pre-eminent qualifications to expel such detritus from their rear ends),

actually granted valuable seconds…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

Fat women are fine . . its fat mouths that boil my urine

nicely put :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

counts too 2

lancs dahlinks………..haven’t seen you posting for a long time :D

@lancsman48 wrote:

As anyone else noticed,every incident happened wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down South…..just a Northern observation thats all. :shock: :lol:

In all the years that i have been driveing not 1 accident have i had , however i was hit
at the trafic lights ( lights being red ) from behind . The man got out came to see if i was
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@kent f OBE wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

If only i could speak Sarf

@kent f OBE wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

PMSFL Kenty !!!!!!! :lol: *wipes coffee off screen walls etc Omg coffee even came down me nose* :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@lancsman48 wrote:

Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I wonder, when they pretend to be women in chat rooms do you think they like dressing the part too? hehe :lol:

Adjusts suspender belt

Sprays coffee at the screen…Lancs you’ve shattered my illusions :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Mary had a little lamb ……the doctor was amazed.

That Mary kept him all wrapped up, with lettuce and mayonnaise.

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@PATS wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

the biggest bunch of tw@ts n tarts….but i luvs em

ROGUES GALLERY OF YESTERYEAR

thanks a fookin bunch lancs… :evil: and yes i was the one at a party wearin me sons hat and me mates dads glasses…………….. :oops: :oops: :oops:

where are they…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I noticed the first “Britain” has progressed to the next round.

Her name is Elena Baltacha, born in the Soviet Union. :?

Comes from Edmonton now I think?

I was trying to work out her accent earlier, I thought I heard scottish in there, must be the…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

22 hey you say the nicest things PATS

i’ll remember that nxt time u nudge me ar/seholed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

this unbelievable but true……

Can you imagine working for a company with little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics…

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing dodgy cheques
17 have directly/indirectly banhrupted…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

Shazza said…..

And PB… feck off you old git and leave us ladies alone :twisted:

Ladies,ladies did you say ladies?????[/quote]

I did say ladies.

Does one have a problem with one being a lady? :shock: :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

its defence not the americanism defense,just so you know for future ref john

Must’ve been having a yank moment :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@waspish wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Baileys & Cont-rue (Cant spell ) that word… but its Bloody Gorgas!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cointreau pinky write it down

lol…ok, it wouldnt come out on me spell checker, cheers for that. :P

@lancsman48 wrote:

1 man can do that and then be bored 23hrs a day ffs

you get bored even while you sleep?? :shock:

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Geez get some prospective,its only footballfor pete’s sake.

supposing the aforementioned is foresaken

What the hell does that mean? :?

@lancsman48 wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

the biggest bunch of tw@ts n tarts….but i luvs em

ROGUES GALLERY OF YESTERYEAR

OMG ive like met 9 ppl on there! :lol: