lancsman48

much better description than fundamental orifice i find Shazza.

@PATS wrote:

7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)

he’s prolly already nodded orf.

PATS wrote:
aint that the truth!!!! =D

What a load of feminist poo,a guy sucks up and you all love him n think sun shines out of his poo slot tsk..he’s had you off n you all fell for it.

dismiss this if you like but its true
you cant help but be influenced
whereas at the match (where tht real fans are )

What a load of donkey shyte

@blackkettle wrote:

wasnt it issac that was born to adam and eve

Cain and Abel my dear they where begat not born lol

Is Mighty the right adjective here ???

woman catches her man vvanking in the kitchen,she runs over gives best BJ of his life,surprised he says….how come we aint had sex for 6 months now this?I,ve mopped the floor this morning,i,d rather brush my teeth than mop that again.

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol as u know big wean that I am, im throwin a party a surprise one lol for the last day ill ever b 36..!! rite im on target, got the thai red n green curry done, chilli made, lasagne made, chicken curry, chicken satay, ribs marniatin, spring rolls wrap.! mind ya they look like huge jobbies lol got the stuff ready for phad…

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Once Hull City binbag Windass n Barmy,they got a chance.go guys.

Patrizio,how very dare you

Going to Magaluf in 3hrs lol happy days 24 guys golfin.bring it on.

you remind me of a school teacher Sword,you assume yours always right,but hey takes allsorts.

Happy Birthday Shazza and what Sunny said lol

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@sharongooner wrote:

I went to visit my old man today as it is is birthday (53) and my mum informed me he is going up to Manchester next week with some of his scottish mates and meeting his brother and nephew from Glasgow to go and watch the final on the screens up there.

He has nowhere to stay, his mates been all over the net scanning for digs…

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So is a nude birdwatcher a Hornythologist?

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

not just any people sat in a house, pi.ssed up freaks in a house – makes great TV :P

But what about the peeps in the big brother house??

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

not just any people sat in a house, pi.ssed up freaks in a house – makes great TV :P

its Donkey shyte (personal opinion)

People sat in a house watching people sat in a house……whats all that about???

There is one Sarah in our clan,she married David,so your theory works for me nibbs.