lancsman48

Women hey sheesh

is 11 still in

don’t eat yellow snow

@rubyred wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

just spent the week in sunny Majorca for a bit of R & R by the beach :D :D :D :D :D :D

I love Mallorca..where were ya ?

i just got back from Magaluf last week Rubes 23 lads 7 days 4 days golf yee haa.

i,ll go for legs 11

in the navy

many a true word ahem

Well i never Nets old coont now hee hee

@sharongooner wrote:

… when did he first realise he was made of wood?

tut Shazza,everyone knows he had a plasticine todger

When he had a wank and his fuuckin had caught fire

@sharongooner wrote:

shall I start an “what makes you cry” thread lancs? :lol: loads of things make me cry!

Britain’s got Talent makes me cry, and do you remember that pet thing Rolf Harris used to do? EVERY time it was on I would cry! Black Beauty, The Champ, Old Shep, The Muppet Movie… crikey Im a water machine!

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@sharongooner wrote:

I thought she came across very well on Xfactor last year, up to then I thought she was a bit of a diva. But I only like My Heart will go on!

Makes me cry :oops: “Jack Jack… Rose Rose!!!” :lol:

tut Shazza crying on a tickety boo thread,how very dare you.

back @work after week in Magaluf with 23 lads ….haaaa normality tickety boo

@sharongooner wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

shatting on someone elses doorstep don’t stop diarrhoea

you’ve got a think about poo have’nt you :lol:

noo Shazza pure coincidence honest.

@PATS wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)

he’s prolly already nodded orf.

ur only jealous :lol: :lol:

ok ok you found me out

Shatting on someone elses doorstep,don’t get rid of diarrhoea.

thats called a analogy :lol: :D :lol:

shatting on someone elses doorstep don’t stop diarrhoea

22 hey you say the nicest things PATS

Premeditation is the worst type of heinous crime thinkable P.B.

owd mon sorry,now ya tekkint pi$$. lol

Good for you,bit northern twang can only do you good.