lancsman48

@Pete wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

asking for petrol money would have been skanky…even though Mr Kent did tell me to say I travelled from Dover (even though we live 2 minutes away :lol: )
the pressie is for my brother :lol:

Thought you had your own Tanker for that Gas Guzzler of yours??

Yours faithfully

Eco…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

I wonder, when they pretend to be women in chat rooms do you think they like dressing the part too? hehe :lol:

Adjusts suspender belt

@SusieQ wrote:

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
‘Mom’ , he asked , ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet , ‘ she replied.

:wink: :lol:

Tsk counts 2 brains

All the best Sunny *Up the blues and all that shyte*

@kent f OBE wrote:

asking for petrol money would have been skanky…even though Mr Kent did tell me to say I travelled from Dover (even though we live 2 minutes away :lol: )
the pressie is for my brother :lol:

Thought you had your own Tanker for that Gas Guzzler of yours??

Yours faithfully

Eco Friendly Norverner

Merry Christmas NCb have a great one :D

A Merry Chrimbletons and Happy New Ears to all.

Happy Birthday Chas its the eyes xx

it will be LLoyd going this week,Deadwood will stay another week.

lifes like a Bax a Chacklates …Forrest Gump

i nominate tripe n black pudding fricasee

@kent f OBE wrote:

I dont give anyone credit its against my religion……..besides, theres a sign in the shop :lol:

!!!!SAYING!!!! tight arse

kent f OBE wrote:
the boys never mentioned this game Sus…but do go mad on Fifa……..I mean whats the difference between last years game and this years game??……………NOWT[/quote 12 MONTHS tight suvvern git

story so far :- born bin dying ever since

@kent f OBE wrote:

I havn’t honestly got any names either…like Sus I suspect its mainly a male thing…but when referring to ones lady garden,….I do generally call it a foo foo :lol:

lady garden =Fajita

@SusieQ wrote:

How many minutes did dyson customer services take to answer my call ?

Answer: Red

What colour did you see during call ANSWER. Magnet

@kent f OBE wrote:

see! like i said…….he loves me really :lol:

Course i do

My adult film star name is:- Clint Thrust

dancing

motorcar grrrrrrr