king_strongbow

I know, ive brought, honesty, and dignity back to the boards.

Lets hope it lasts, im sure that will be the case.

Dont send me flowers when im dead, send them when im alive.

Thanks again cosy, just ushering the police out the door.

One of his mates turns up trying to sale me 300 quids worth of shower gel.

So with the drunk and disorderly, in a laundrette, which i still maintain was a chip shop,

Im now up, on running a brothel, drugs charges, stolen goods, the body found in room 32, again he was in a coma for 3…[Read more]

A cop just asked me if i know a bloke called king of mice.

No i said, but my face went red, and my eyes darted to the floor.

I think he knew i was blagging it.

No i did employ weemo for a bit,

Had to let her go, stealing bus timetables.

Although tbh mate, she was the best toilet cleaner, i ever had.

See you in a few days!

Thanks for the free advert.

I see you had to modify it!

Did you know i own the blackpool tower to?

I keep that on the downlow, dont want riff raff there.

My concierges, dog has just bit someone fgs.

Whatever next.

Oh yes looney toon and ns, i cant get the salt stains, from the sea off my leather couch.

Its like theres been a convention, for blackpools compulsive, masterbaters, on that sofa.

Not having jcers here anymore.

Sorry about the delay getting back chambers.

Had a influx of guests.

May i ask what old rastifarian, hoburn is?

Ive heard of old holburn, but never hoburn.

Seems you are no einstein yourself there!

Sorry to pull you up, well back to desk dutys.

Hi Womanly, hope you are well.

Well the women of jc, let me tale you all about them.

Tracy number 1, headbarmaid of the dolphin hotel.

Well till she got into a row with a gentlemen, in the bar, and he ended up losing half a ear!

There was blood everywhere, and the blokes from warrington were talking about ringing 999.

Look i said, taking…[Read more]

No women with safe hands Milky?

Tsk

Somebodys got to try and take this anti semitic work of a certain chatter down.

I cant understand why the guides are allowing this.

I cant a blind eye to anti semitism. or people trying to con money out of people sorry kenty.

I think ges anti semitism may come bite him.

Guys i would never beg you for money.

Simple as that.

Ge is a tory fact.

Look how he cant answer a quite straight forward question.

Merlin id look on a few pages going back on the time of the election to see who ge voted.

This man is a total sham, last word on that,

You can see he wont answer me,

Ge i know your in a dark place, but at least come clean, and admit you voted tory.

Its not like the whole forum doesnt know.

Ge i dont wish to undermine, you anymore, you have suffered enough in the last week.

In a polite way can you confirm who you voted for in the last election and why?

Im standing by, to repost something.

Thats a simple question ge, tory or labour, no need to be nasty.