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hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church
anyway bbl ive got a picnic to sort out
bloody hell with picnics and my fake jewelry
i dont know wether im coming or going tbh
lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x
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lol right whos next?
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hi im a 70 year old tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors
but only cos i want my rigging fixed”
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” hi im 64 but still suffer from nosebleeds any advice”
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hi im dreyfer
heres how it went (i know i said no namesbut yanno )
me ” oh hi drafes ltns how you doingpal”dre yeh not bad musnt grumble you know
me “know what”?
dre “well its just my owner/master hes ok hes a good guy but he can see im dying to go out and yet he still keeps frantically typing on his keyboard talking nonsense i just dont know what to do anymore”
me ” aww bless dre come and move in to mine if you want”
dre “hhmm well i think about it but how do i just walk out on the sad lonely get”
me ” well i tell you what dre have a think about it and get back to me yeh”
dre ” ok i love you”
me ” love you to babes xx now put the phone down”
dre ” you put the phone down first”
me “no you ”
dre ” no you first”
me ” oh fck off click
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what best bits?
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here is one for you jols….i have just pelted a polish beaut..x..x
well two actually stfu….smurks
Oh make it 3
where is paigey
helen psst dont say nowt
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hi people may know me by a female name but im reallly a mexican bricklayer called pablo
didnt know how to escape my adobe
so i thought oh iknow just join jc
hopped over the wall and here i am hi
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