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  • #1136177

    look what you could have won

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    #1136172

    we have our own version of the waltons here on jc

    goes by the name of kiwi

    nn im going to bed

    regs  nn kiwi  me 6 hours later are you going to bed or what ki sod off

     

    #1136168

    and ps les battersby aka known as bruce jones is one of the worst actors ive had the misfortune to see

    but tbf hes just a scally fair play to the  mad head

    that scene where him and ricky tomlinson try to kill a sheep and sell it to a butcher is just so funny

    it was set where im from langley middleton manchester 24

    well i dont live there now ppl move on

     

    the gangsters in the film are based on the wards a notorious band of thugs

    (hope they arent reading this eek)

    er yeh stopping wotever   hes called inthe film stopping him buying  his daughter a communion dress

    anyway great cast in that film

    whats the film i hear you ask

    RAINING STONES

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    #1136167

    oh we doing names now ok?

    my two are bonnie langford (love a bit of ginge me)

    and r.i,p linda nolan

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    #1136157

    on it like a car bonnet  mate

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    #1136156

    omg yeh ive seen chubby brown at south pier

    but im not doing any puns today

    im still rather irate about these so called celebs

    i give you  for an instance ok

    im a very lonely boring useless waste of space man

    my only treat in life is to get the tv mag on a saturday

    and i say to myself(i have to cos theres nobody else there,well apart from archie but he iggies me and carries on doing his jigsaw)

    oh pointless celeb special is on i might have a glimpse at that

    and look the chase celeb special is on after thatdeffo getting a glance that one

    but i always end up feeling deflated   celebs  ? never heard of em

    i know more famous people that work at the pound bakery down the road than them.

     

     

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    #1136125

    i tell you what i have noticed buddingtons your yellow pic is very clever its an optical illusion innit?

    its like a budha but its also a thumbs up

    you thought it was going to escape  my attention dintcha?oh you know that batman logo did my head in for years that

    and oh forgot what im saying now soz bye B-)

     

     

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    #1136117

    hi east midlands GAL here

    ive probably got the warmest duvet in europe

    i could out tog anybody  if i wanted to

    but id rather  call other regs liars cos i can cos im a secret mod.

    #1136116

    hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen  king

    even tho im full off piss and wind

    who can resist  my gorgeous  blue eyes

    #1136113

    oh im another host hi

    get this

    went to a meet a bit back

    had the munchies   bought some chips

    anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling

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    right youve had my time now fck off

    jaysus wept  puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face

    ffs ive left me chips on a car roof

    barstard

     

     

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