[jolly roger]

i  have to keep it   down in here low tones man

why?

i tell you why cos ive got the witches  of eastwick on my back

all three of them  bubbling  round a cauldron wassapping marty

oh  just ban  him martin purleaze love you  loads  xxx pfft

 

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[jolly roger]

lol i will try but im not really funny im deadly serious

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[jolly roger]

i do  its me thats paying not sure if my uni cred will stretch that far,,,aah well its only  money  hey ho

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[jolly roger]

i like this thread why

 

why i heard  you say?

oh gawd dont get me started ffs

ok i will

do you  remember a song by stealers wheel

stuck in the middle with you?

well thats how i feel right now

not so much the  title etc , more like  ive got clowns to the left of me jokers to the r right…here i come

i got kenty grassing me up,i got lady saying she will hit me over the head with a spade,i got tee abusing me i got rads saying you ever come  near  yorkshire ive got a pitchfork  on red  alert from you its just getting a bit out of order innit

chill yer beans ffs

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[jolly roger]

and gravy trace oh ps can you ask wotherface why she got me banned from chat ty

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[jolly roger]

throw in a saveloy youre sorted

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[jolly roger]

i can maybe  rustle up somebody for you bud

some rounddhere will  do owt for a bag of chips

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[jolly roger]

you are tim vine and i claim my 5 pounds

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[jolly roger]

oh dont be fooled by that one bud

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[jolly roger]

my question a bout evolution is

if evolution is advancing that fast how come monkeys arent living  in caves by now

surely our primate friends should have sussed out by now caves are a better  alternative than sitting in a tree like a dick.

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