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  • #1136455

    well if i get sacked off no biggy is it plenty more sites to bend  ppl minds  upif i did

    never been on ,,yet

    what are these dating sites like any good?

    god if i went on one  no i wont but im a trained hypnotist id have em mooing like a cow “yeh come  round to mine luv i sort you out after match of the days finished

    typical bloke me or am i hmmm

     

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    #1136454

    i  have to keep it   down in here low tones man

    why?

    i tell you why cos ive got the witches  of eastwick on my back

    all three of them  bubbling  round a cauldron wassapping marty

    oh  just ban  him martin purleaze love you  loads  xxx pfft

     

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    #1136451

    lol i will try but im not really funny im deadly serious :-(

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    #1136444

    i do  its me thats paying not sure if my uni cred will stretch that far,,,aah well its only  money  hey ho :unsure:

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    #1136436

    i like this thread why

     

    why i heard  you say?

    oh gawd dont get me started ffs

    ok i will

    do you  remember a song by stealers wheel

    stuck in the middle with you?

    well thats how i feel right now

    not so much the  title etc , more like  ive got clowns to the left of me jokers to the r right…here i come

    i got kenty grassing me up,i got lady saying she will hit me over the head with a spade,i got tee abusing me i got rads saying you ever come  near  yorkshire ive got a pitchfork  on red  alert from you its just getting a bit out of order innit

    chill yer beans ffs :yahoo:

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    #1136422

    and gravy trace oh ps can you ask wotherface why she got me banned from chat ty

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    #1136411

    throw in a saveloy youre sorted

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    #1136410

    i can maybe  rustle up somebody for you bud

    some rounddhere will  do owt for a bag of chips

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    #1136405

    you are tim vine and i claim my 5 pounds

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    #1136403

    oh dont be fooled by that one bud

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