[jolly roger]

i bet you regret putting this thread on tracy

6 days and no replies

oh dear

ive only replied cos i hate seeing ppl get the dreaded 0 replies

its never actually happened to me

but i get you might feel gutted and a bit shamefaced

well what can i say? either put a decent thread on

or just leave it to the professional boardsters ok

yep love you loads xx

but marks out of the threads you made

its a 0 from me

0/10

must try harder

 

 

dismissed.

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kent f OBE

[jolly roger]

this little ditty is a song but ive amended it to a poem

its called the spirit of love

i could never get a proper relationship going

with any normal girl

but now ive found somebody

whos really out of this world

frankly humans bore me now

id much rather be with her

 

out of all the women ive been with i know who i prefershe came and visited me one night

 

ok it was a bit of a scare

but whos bothered about that

cos we are having an affair

you see my gf is a ghostshes been dead about 14 years

i cant talk to her tho cos she hasnt got any ears

so the only way we can communicate is to make love all thru the night

and we really make the most of it she has too go as soon as it gets lightl

and when she goes im alone and so depressed  i cant wait for the night to watch her get undressed

right i think i will stop there it dont seem the same without music

but theres loads more but anyway to cut a long story short

i want her to live she wants me to die

so we made a deal. to live in limbo

so i can bonk her in the sky

 

 

 

 

 

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budha

[jolly roger]

i realise this might be an unusual concept for most of youse

but any chance  of  getting the thread back  on track please

why does every thread have to descend into a bloody argument?

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budha

[jolly roger]

yeh bobbin me kex

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Smegly

[jolly roger]

woh dunno about that one smeg looks a bit eeekish to me

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Smegly

[jolly roger]

i wonder if it would be possible to have a matchstick in mouth emo

[jolly roger]

i got one for you bud

give the kid a break by alice cooper

i know its not a single but its on  one of  his albums called welcome to hell

top song

[jolly roger]

wilndl you fck off with yer music

ive no idea wether linda likes me or not(ive a suspicion  she fancies me really)

IVE NEVER BEEN ASSAULTED SO MUCH IN CAPS ALL MY LIFE

but hey ho let me break a rule i do an emo at the end

 

linda stop bullying me please everytime i do a thread you are on me like a rash

you are making me feel inferior to your astounding intelligence

 

nah sorry not up to putting emos on yet im too upset with lindas verbal at   oops

atrocities at me maybe next time yeh

be good all,

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budha

[jolly roger]

“so” dont bother kenneth put a real boardie on instead

dismissed

 

wipes hands.

[jolly roger]

ok well ive actually made love to a ghost its in one of my songs when i was in a band called the beavers

i cant put it on but i can put the lyrics on if you want

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