[jolly roger]

thing is  about women ,i find them personally fantastic meself

ok they rant and rave a bit(just fck off i will tidy up later)

lets look at the positives

women are better drivers than men

and they give us babies and all that lot

whats not to like?

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[jolly roger]

yes dof thats what im trying to say

[jolly roger]

i know where hes been,but im not saying

you might  think im telling lies

re are we mates

ok then yeh but i need you to me a favour first.

[jolly roger]

er dunno about mates but lets see eh

re being crap in bed

thats no concern to me,cos im that great in bed even my nxt door neighbours light up a cig when im done*(paper thin walls)

and they dont even smoke,

[jolly roger]

ps whos this tom pepper geezer?

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budha

[jolly roger]

i bet you regret putting this thread on tracy

6 days and no replies

oh dear

ive only replied cos i hate seeing ppl get the dreaded 0 replies

its never actually happened to me

but i get you might feel gutted and a bit shamefaced

well what can i say? either put a decent thread on

or just leave it to the professional boardsters ok

yep love you loads xx

but marks out of the threads you made

its a 0 from me

0/10

must try harder

 

 

dismissed.

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[jolly roger]

this little ditty is a song but ive amended it to a poem

its called the spirit of love

i could never get a proper relationship going

with any normal girl

but now ive found somebody

whos really out of this world

frankly humans bore me now

id much rather be with her

 

out of all the women ive been with i know who i prefershe came and visited me one night

 

ok it was a bit of a scare

but whos bothered about that

cos we are having an affair

you see my gf is a ghostshes been dead about 14 years

i cant talk to her tho cos she hasnt got any ears

so the only way we can communicate is to make love all thru the night

and we really make the most of it she has too go as soon as it gets lightl

and when she goes im alone and so depressed  i cant wait for the night to watch her get undressed

right i think i will stop there it dont seem the same without music

but theres loads more but anyway to cut a long story short

i want her to live she wants me to die

so we made a deal. to live in limbo

so i can bonk her in the sky

 

 

 

 

 

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budha

[jolly roger]

i realise this might be an unusual concept for most of youse

but any chance  of  getting the thread back  on track please

why does every thread have to descend into a bloody argument?

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budha

[jolly roger]

yeh bobbin me kex

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Smegly

[jolly roger]

woh dunno about that one smeg looks a bit eeekish to me

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