[jolly roger]

nb

this thread was written half hour before i heard about lady hm

so it all seems to pale into insignificance now

can we set up a just giving page? i know her funeral is 4 august

rip  lady hm xxx

[jolly roger]

you what?hes here in blackpoolhas been for 2  days

 

you shit stirring little get.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jolly roger]

hi i fell off a ladder whilst decorating

yeh i spose im pretty cute

but fck with me and i will bend you like a pretzel

 

 

[jolly roger]

oh yanno

i cudnt possibly rip into those two cutie booties

ok ok shut up i said i wouldnt mention names

but

 

 

fair d and lupe(belle)

are exempt from this thread

 

unless yhey start onme

 

 

then i will fck em over

 

just saying like

 

peace to all

no emos were hurt on this thread

oh now whos well known for doing emos after every post?

 

aah

im on it hes getting it.

 

[jolly roger]

my dik isnt there to be mocked

when i die im donating it to the natural history museum

thats the only way youll ever get to see it

but while im alive youve no chance off seeing it ,touching it,or even smelling it

now jog on tracy,go and dream about somebody elses cok

desperate tart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dismissed

 

wipes hands,

[jolly roger]

er excuse me tracy,

[jolly roger]

ps gorton st lol

my ives ex boss has got a garage there called avesco

i said”you know your surname is ives”

him “yeh

me”well you should have called it ivesco do you gerrit ives co?

him”do you not think i thought about that? i wanted avesco so im first in the yellow pages

now i dont employ idiots so your sacked do you get that?

dismissed.”

 

woh man that was a tough gig of a job.

[jolly roger]

lollingtons cant beleive ge has made a funny.

[jolly roger]

ta mate

[jolly roger]

hi im possibly the biggest twat this side of the mason -dixon line,but just thought id say hi to this thread because im full off piss and bluster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tree xxx

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