[jolly roger]

pfft

[jolly roger]

jeez i knew the tracy syndrome would catch up with me one day[well thats it then no rep

lets replies no more threads from me

lets see if  the next person who steps up to the plate can do any better

i doubt it,not holding any breaths here

 

but why should it be like this?

obviously im tongue in cheek i know im no great shakes

but to get no replies to a thread

is demoralising,degrading and humiliating.

so i dont blame anybody for not starting a thread

listen any budding threadsters out there

dont be deterred its not your threads that are at fault

its the lethargy or the ineptness of other members who havent got the wit sense or wherewithal to respond

 

bye for ever.

[jolly roger]

im not going into much if any detail about this

but suffice to say this person who i know personally

i mean really know not just i know a little bit

as blatantly lied to me

what you supposed to do?

[jolly roger]

hey get a used condom  blow it  up to the max add a bit of pernod and lime

stand it on your mantlepiece

it makes a good cheap inexpensive lava lamp

 

only one emo has been hurt in this thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so far.

[jolly roger]

theres the ffirst wrong answer

nope it wasnt arrse

[jolly roger]

nb

this thread was written half hour before i heard about lady hm

so it all seems to pale into insignificance now

can we set up a just giving page? i know her funeral is 4 august

rip  lady hm xxx

[jolly roger]

you what?hes here in blackpoolhas been for 2  days

 

you shit stirring little get.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jolly roger]

hi i fell off a ladder whilst decorating

yeh i spose im pretty cute

but fck with me and i will bend you like a pretzel

 

 

[jolly roger]

oh yanno

i cudnt possibly rip into those two cutie booties

ok ok shut up i said i wouldnt mention names

but

 

 

fair d and lupe(belle)

are exempt from this thread

 

unless yhey start onme

 

 

then i will fck em over

 

just saying like

 

peace to all

no emos were hurt on this thread

oh now whos well known for doing emos after every post?

 

aah

im on it hes getting it.

 

[jolly roger]

my dik isnt there to be mocked

when i die im donating it to the natural history museum

thats the only way youll ever get to see it

but while im alive youve no chance off seeing it ,touching it,or even smelling it

now jog on tracy,go and dream about somebody elses cok

desperate tart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dismissed

 

wipes hands,

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