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alison moyet we all love rays erection
lucky ray eh
oh and billy ocean
go and get stuffed
which i often serenade kenty with in the mornings
boing helena
oh this film is so sad please dont watch it
so anyway what happens is,sorry for the spolier alert(youre not going to watch it anway)
so this like pretty fit bird,goes to this geezerss apartment
and he said to her summat on the lines of “are you into a bit of rough”?
“depends she sighed”
well excuse me theres rough and rough
but theres no need to chop her arms and legs off is there?
so the ending is in a last desperate attempt to save her life(and she had 3 kids)
she managed to somehow fling herself out of a 24th storey window
aah but the police medics etc were already aware of this and had the biggest
est trampoline in the world waiting for her
and thats why the film is called bo.ing helena
on a footnote,i chat to helena now and then
yanno the usual what you up to?
i love it when i ask her what you upto hels?
and she says “nothing im just arssing about”
when we were solders
two old buddies reminnisce abour their days working at a welding factory
rear widow
a woman discovers…………on 2nd thoughts lets not go there eh
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hostbusters
a gang of disgruntled ex jcers sick of being banned go oon a search and destroy mission
to track down jc hosts past or present.
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shat
continual diarrhoea
hampers the progress of the cool sauve detective
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mutiny on the bunty
all hell breaks loose
as an angry staff of workers from a famous girly comic
do a sit down protest
something about a pay rise that didnt happen
its a wonderful lie
james stewart finally gets exposed as the pathological liar he is
animal far
father ted explains to dougal how cows can appear to be smaller froma distance.
LE miserable
sad tale about a grumpy guide who is that fed up with life
she goes round booting people to make her feel better
best bit of the film is she even bans herself
