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he haw always responds like that

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calm down ge lad sorry to  mention your non existent life

it just seemed to fit like

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raveheart

a scottish bloke with a penchant for painting  his face goes clubbing

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erm eating trifles the jam

and whocanforget  tpau

vagina in yourhand

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lash gordon

the general enjoys a bit of sado masochism

whilst seiging khartoum

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youre shites at threads you smegger

i only replied cos i feel sorry for you xx

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my nephew when  i was trying to get him into punk

i played rock the casbah by the clash and he used to sing fck the gas board

must have reminded him of  his dad.

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alison moyet we all love rays erection

lucky ray eh

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oh and billy ocean

go and get stuffed

which i often serenade kenty with in  the mornings

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boing helena

oh this film is so sad please dont watch it

so anyway what happens is,sorry for the spolier alert(youre not going to watch it anway)

so this like pretty fit bird,goes to this geezerss apartment

and he said to her  summat on the lines of “are you into a bit of rough”?

“depends she sighed”

well excuse me theres  rough and rough

but theres no need to chop her arms and legs off is there?

 

so the ending is in a last desperate attempt to save her life(and she had 3 kids)

she managed to somehow fling herself out of a 24th storey window

 

aah but the police medics etc were already aware of this and had the biggest

est trampoline in the world waiting for her

and thats why the film is called bo.ing helena

 

on a footnote,i chat to helena now and then

yanno the usual what you up to?

i love it when i ask her what you upto hels?

and she says “nothing im just arssing about”

 

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