[jolly roger]

i remember it you came swaggering in giving it large what did you come in first as was it butch paul or summat?

[jolly roger]

yeh but ge it never stopped you abusing fast cars at any given opportunity and he wasnt admin  he actually  owned the gaff.

[jolly roger]

oh and ps

9,he actually banned me from here cos he was balls deep in an ex cg

and she cba  to bang me sorry ban

10,aah sighs i dunno musta been well out of it a pic of me appeared in jc im like oh nooo not cos im ugly but theres wolves preying with their photoshops etc

so what does doa decide to do pto shop me and sent a false pic of me all over the world,me lying on satin sheets with rose petals all around me(no not her) and what looks like some red thing in my mouth. but like i say hes a mate int he its only a bit of bantz

 

[jolly roger]

lets get  it on like marvin gaye

get it on bang a gong get it on

get down on it.

[jolly roger]

looks more like mario.

[jolly roger]

are you trying to be a female me?

[jolly roger]

this poem is dedicated to patricia kelly  rest in peace darling xxxx i wont be long

[jolly roger]

MYBRIDE DIED OF  suicidewhy did you  have to take the overdose babe? things wernt thatopyouwere warned about the dangers to  stop being mad when you kept going  on about suicide

i thouotght you wasnt really serious you always had too much pride

 

you know like er  youdn got it got it out of your system and returned to sanity,with all that  sorted out

i went for a drink,and it just turned to sick,when i got a call you better get,now to the hospital quick

i was a hour  too  late,which i remember you going mad on our first date, i cried by your bed for ages,and i still cry nyow i think of you alwayps]]], i keep thinking i lfkill myself and join you as soon as ican

but yanno i want to make a success of my life,not being an also ran,you were daft for doing what you did,,you were at your peak,we had only been married a week

 

[jolly roger]

no irs not its  exciting,better than shaggging  your  neighbours innit

[jolly roger]

i bought you chocs you said yoou were on a diet,i bought you a  ring but you didnt want to try it

remember when  i came to your house  that morrning? and i bought you a large fresh  rose

and you threw it youvea bin,well  you smelt it did it get under your nose

im getting fed up  now ive edited this poem,so im leaving at this,your world is your oyster

you dont like my mates,my job ,my car my house,my dog trying toget your attention its like drowning in the sea, you got it all you,but ive only got me

 

 

 

 

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