well first of all flat earthers can fck right off me and fair d have been in the merchant navy
but there is a romantic fantisist about me
id love it me if the loch ness monster popped his head up and say hi sorry if ive not been seen but m a bit shy
id like to see fairies at the bottom of my garden
id like to have a smoke and drink with a leprechaun
id like to make love to a ghost (female of course) nothing weird about me cant help laughing here soz
id like to shake big foots hand
i want to marry a mermaid i want a ufo to crash near me and say”you alright mate do you need an ambulance”?