[jolly roger]

my obese parrot died last night its  sad  but at least its a weight  off my shoulders..

just when i thought things were going well ive recently opened a shop selling uncaged birds  they are flying off the shelves.

[jolly roger]

welif its any consolation to you ld

ive had the misfortune to see them both,but having to endure the masked singer (roomful of family) “ooh who is it etc”

ive ceased to question my  own exiistence.

[jolly roger]

getting into this accident  thing me starring sarah lancashire brilliant actress

i like actors  who can do accents say jac k oconell is the best,but a wave to tom hardy

dislikes sean connery michal caine and sean bean

sean connery in that film about a russian submarine just fck off yeh whos the worst pathetic performance youse lot have seen in a film?

 

[jolly roger]

rum? i dont drink me or smoke  weed ever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[jolly roger]

tbhim not clever or contraverslist enough  to  discuss politics im a bit of a dik

but if mazzzer was murdered  .got a be a bit of aa kennedy thing annit?

 

karma i say

that now they are all dead.tou fckn che

 

 

[jolly roger]

draculina wrote:

Not all conspiracies are theories.

fair enough but all theories arent conspiracies

[jolly roger]

in fact im gonna call him billy bunter for evermore

and heres me thinking ive put a bit of  timber on

but jesus wept on a cross

[jolly roger]

ta for the pic xx

so what you  saying ive got one of the fattest barstards in the universe trying to  mock me?

i was in chat  earlier and billy bunter was going on about oswald

his facts inc  lees name were all wrong   no surprise there then

 

 

[jolly roger]

you can fck right off trace

[jolly roger]

all ive done is tried to put a decent topic on to debate and discuss

but no,,,,,,,in the words of the buzzcocks

what do i get?

lunatics trying to mock me

they didnt say that idid

sick of it

no emojis cba

 

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