[jolly roger]

bit of controversy going on about charlie chuckles being on our stamps one disgruntled employee was heard saying

yeh yeh ok im working on it but how the fuck am i supposed to get his ears in….well yeh on the size of a postage stamp

[jolly roger]

YEh call my buff bit posh tho wannit 10 bonus points if you can remember who the two captains were

clue.one had a stutter and the other one had a lisp

i was about 3 at the time when i first saw it so i turned round to me mam and dad and said youd think the bbc would choose better captains than this at least get somebody in who can talk english proper especially when the words come  from a dictionary all i got for my opinion was a clout round the head with with her slipper and was told shut up you pretentious little brat and finish your enid blyton book

i remember thinking fck it then im going on strike and didnt talk again till i was 7 and i only spoke then cos i was at my first football match and when my team scored i inadvertently let my guard down and went yeeees get in

then me dad said after id calmed down see you can talk you little lying bastard

 

and thats when the trouble beganneth

[jolly roger]

bet youve just heard about it tommy you ultra stoned mongoose you

[jolly roger]

bet shes not even reading this i think shes being held hostage by some disgruntled ex jcer who she banned years ago

so im appealing to you dear hostage please let her go well i dont but fishys crying buckets aah

i bet its him innit he always said he fancied her dodgy fckr im also worried about roz hes had his eye on her as well please doa release them let em go ffs i will pay your ransom

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rosanna

[jolly roger]

i know youre completely incapable of doing boards le but surely you can use a phone

[jolly roger]

lindaclemenza7 wrote:

Kenty me too watching when off and home

Have Monday off after a shift so hope to view funeral myself. Amazing to watch.

History watching

I have some euros and coins too..will encase them as understand king will soon be put on ur bills

and postage stamps linds

[jolly roger]

ha that was funny i actually laughed for once i hope i havent cracked my face

anyway back off thread

1,so what did martin say at the group i dont know cos im not privvy to such illustrious parties

2,what were d

you doing skulking round amsterdam

[jolly roger]

Oh ps can we invìte moìst as weĺl

[jolly roger]

Ah funny you said that believe this or not it’s ùpto you but I was having a pint with Marty boĺox last night  I won’t do my usual stuff here’s how it went cos me and my phone hate each other. But suffice to say he’s not saying hes shutting the gaff he just wants more chat   hence just chàt oh he also said he wants more contribution from them mods àndhes scouting for new staff  he even asked me to be a mod  I said yeh right fck òff as if lol well ok I might but I want Linda and Rosanna with me so take out the old bring out the new!

[jolly roger]

Yeh it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect like sir Andy of arsehole

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